Anaconda (2025) – Review

In my mind, remakes, when done well, are only truly good for three things: retconing a franchise whose sequels have gone too far; totally updating

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War Of The Worlds (2025) – Review

They come alone once a generation; movies that silence the endless bickering that comes with an evermore fractured population and manages to unite the entire

xXx: Return Of Xander Cage (2017) – Review

Let me relay to you my idea of a concept of absolute Hell. Imagine this: you’re sat at a PC, trying to write a screenplay

xXx: State Of The Union (2005) – Review

So, to put it mildly, I’ve never been a fan of the original xXx. Oh hey, I’m fully on board with filmmakers trying to come

Trespass (1992) – Review

Walter Hill has always been a filmmaker who has always worn his heart – not to mention his influences – plainly on his sleeve, be

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) – Review

Ever since the legendary Saturday morning cartoon exploded from the manhole cover of popular culture, the rambunctious quartet of adolescent, malformed, martial-art reptiles seems to

Ghosts Of Mars (2001) – Review

By the time the Millennium rolled around, John Carpenter had gone from a ferocious vital genre voice who always seemed tantalisingly ahead of his time

Three Kings (1999) – Review

By 1999, movies involving the Persian Gulf war were usually ramrod straight dramas that treated the still-fresh struggle against Saddam Hussein with a grave respect

Boyz N The Hood (1991) – Review

In these divisive times in which we live it’s incredibly distressing that John Singleton’s 1991 classic Boyz N The Hood is still as fiercely relevant

Anaconda (1997) – Review

To quote Sir Mix-a-lot, surely one of the finest bards of our time: “My anaconda don’t want none less you got buns hun’.”Truly inspiring words