Because I’m such an immature child at heart, I must confess I have a weakness for goopy, gross, horror/comedies that prop their jokes up with
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Tales From The Crypt – Season 2, Episode 3: Cutting Cards (1990) – Review
While I’ll freely admit that every episode of Tale From The Crypt has something worthwhile lurking within its creaking tomes, there’s some that tend to
Orphan (2009) – Review
Does being spoiled on a twist actually effect your enjoyment of a film? Some say no and that the overall experience can still be wonderful
The Ring (2002) – Review
It was a time where the slasher film had once again begun to grow stale and the American horror genre was looking for its next
Crime 101 (2026) – Review
I’ve been down this particular avenue before, but when it comes to constructing a complex, crime epic, all attempts inevitably drop to their knees and
Whistle (2025) – Review
No matter the decade, it seems that high school kids just can’t stop themselves getting embroiled in supernatural shenanigans that shorten their lifespan exponentially. But
“Wuthering Heights” (2026) – Review
The classics are classics, and time shall not wither them – however, that doesn’t mean that filmmakers aren’t going to come along with every new
Ocean’s Eleven (2001) – Review
Usually when people offer up remakes that are better than the original, their first port of call is to pick either a slice of 80s
Heroes Shed No Tears (1984) – Review
In 1986, after roughly a decade of slaving away making movies he didn’t want to make, John Woo finally exploded onto the scene proper with
Flightplan (2005) – Review
It seems that scrabbling around her swanky house as she played a tense game of cat and mouse with a trio of robbers rubbed off
Tales From The Crypt – Season 2, Episode 2: The Switch (1990) – Review
Let us consider the Crypt Keeper, the pun flinging host of the very show that we’re watching. Filling the same function as Alfred Hitchcock and
Tales From The Crypt Presents: Ritual (2002) – Review
OK, I have to admit something. Despite being a huge fan of Tales From The Crypt, I had utterly forgotten that a third film existed
The Sentinel (2006) – Review
Not to be confused with Michael Winner’s 1977, batshit take on Rosemary’s Baby – in fact I can’t think of two movies that share a
Retro Puppet Master (1999) – Review
After six previous entries that’s cast the eponymous puppets as both villains, saviours of humanity and devious wildcards that’ll turn on their titular master in
Tales From The Crypt – Season 2, Episode 1: Dead Right (1990) – Review
After a first season that changed the face of televised horror by (surprise, surprise) treating its source material with respect, season 2 of HBO’s robust
The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026) – Review
While I believe that ambition should be applauded in the realms of franchises, it’s ultimately how filmmakers express their aspiring ideas that actually results in
Cellular (2004) – Review
Do you know what’s quite satisfying? Digging out a forgotten action/thriller that turns out to be something of a little cracker. Usually these movies are
The Mangler Reborn (2005) – Review
Do you ever sit down and watch some unasked for sequel to a movie that wasn’t that great to begin with and wonder why the
Send Help (2026) – Review
From the days of Daniel Defoe’s Robinson Crusoe, the notion of having to survive on a picturesque, but ultimately lethal island has enticed various storytellers
Spy Game (2001) – Review
When it comes to odd filmmaking gifts that shouldn’t work but strangely do, surely it’s Tony Scott’s bizarre talent to take dramatic, mature moments and
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