As long as I’ve been watching examples of needless, cinema bypassing movie sequels to long defunct franchises, I’ll never truly understand why they’re allowed to
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When not doing things for a movie website... Greig watches movies.
Watchers (1988) – Review
I think it’s a fair comment to state that Dean R. Koontz hasn’t quite had the same luck as Stephen King when it comes to
Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) – Review
Don’t tell Death, but true horror franchises never truly die. Case in point, during this time of belated legacy sequels that’s seeing seemingly every franchise
Tarzan’s Magic Fountain (1949) – Review
After ditifully wearing Tarzan’s all purpose loin cloth for an impressive twelve movies, it eventually became time for Johnny Weissmuller to catch the next vine
Top 5 Pitiless Premonitions From The Final Destination Franchise
Simply put, Death has no chill.It’s a hard lesson to learn, but thanks to the Final Destination franchise, it’s one that we’ll all eventually learn
Hatchet (2006) – Review
Before there was Terrifier, there was Hatchet – sort of.Allow me to explain: by the time 2006 rolled around, horror fans were well a truly
The Surfer (2024) – Review
It’s starting to greatly amuse me now as to how many weirdo movies are being released these days that come complete with gushing, arthouse-style compliments
The Walking Dead: Dead City – Season 2, Episode 1: Power Equals Power (2025) – Review
If I’m being completely honest, I’m not entirely sure how to describe what state the Walking Dead franchise is currently in. It’s not for the
Full Metal Jacket (1987) – Review
It may be a supremely callous thing to suggest, but even though the horror of the Vietnam war devastated an entire generation, split a country
The Marine 3: Homefront (2013) – Review
While the existence of The Marine franchise may prove to be somewhat perplexing to those who tend to avoid direct to DVD actioners, you can’t
The Last Of Us – Season 2, Episode 4: Day One (2025) – Review
As we continue to exist in the cold, loveless hell that is a world without Pedro Pascal’s Joel, The Last Of Us takes some time
The Karate Kid (2010) – Review
80s fashions, nutzoid Vietnam vets, weird cultural appropriation, Joe Esposito’s “You’re The Best” blaring on the soundtrack – for a lot of people, The Karate
xXx: State Of The Union (2005) – Review
So, to put it mildly, I’ve never been a fan of the original xXx. Oh hey, I’m fully on board with filmmakers trying to come
Thunderbolts* (2025) – Review
Well, here we are again. Yet another moment where once more we’re forced to endure yet another wave of posts, articles and Tiktoks telling us
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) – Review
It’s generally agreed that the golden age of slasher movies lasted from 1978 and 1984 – although there’s an argument to be made that the
The Accountant 2 (2025) – Review
No matter how many ways you crunched the numbers, it was still a surprise to hear that Ben Affleck hitman-with-autism movie, The Accountant, was going
The Last Of Us – Season 2, Episode 3: The Path (2025) – Review
It’s a storytelling trope as old as storytelling itself, but the notion to follow up an epic or tragic twist in the tale with a
Until Dawn (2025) – Review
Adaptations of horror based video games on the big screen should be something of an easy home run as the mixture of twisted lore and
Hercules In The Haunted World (1961) – Review
What, you didn’t think hiring an auteur to leap aboard a franchise movie and craft a new, distinctive adventure for a recognizable character was a
Species III (2004) – Review
Even though I’d be willing to bet serious money that Peter Medak’s impressively dodgy Species II was a concerted attempted by the director to actually
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