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The Punisher – Season 2, Episode 13: The Whirlwind (2019) – Review
Well, we finally made it. After a season that once again proved just how complicated it is to bring Marvel’s crime slaying vigilante to the
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) – Review
You never know what a film may ultimately be remembered for. You’d hope that it mostly would be cherished in the minds of audiences for
The Punisher – Season 2, Episode 12: Collision Course (2019) – Review
The end is in sight, the guns are almost empty and I’m fairly certain that the makeup department is running dangerously low on purple makeup
Puppet Master 4 (1993) – Review
When it comes to turning over a new leaf, nothing helps you whip up a new, heroic persona faster than targeting Nazis in 1941. Thus
The Punisher – Season 2, Episode 11: The Abyss (2019) – Review
I don’t know about you, but I just feel that we’re all just making time now. As The Punisher stumbles towards it’s finale, we find
Sisu: Road To Revenge (2025) – Review
You’ve got to respect a sequel that not only recognises the strengths of its predecessor, but doubles down hard when bringing them to the fore.
The Punisher – Season 2, Episode 10: The Hearts Of Men (2019) – Review
In an almost literal reversal of fortune, it seems that both seasons of Netflix’s The Punisher have the same problem, only flipped into a mirror
Zootopia (2016) – Review
It’s always been something of a towering irony that the animation house that arguably took the crown from Disney was one that actually belonged to
Disturbia (2007) – Review
Sometimes a movie concept is just too juicy to not update. What with technology lurching ahead in leads and bounds with every passing year, giving
The Punisher – Season 2, Episode 9: Flustercluck (2019) – Review
It’s always fairly frustrating when a show you’re invested in settles on good when it could be great. As a Marvel fan and someone who’s
Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go To College (1990) – Review
When it comes to generating near endless amounts of anarchic chaos, there’s not many genres that can match either the college frat comedy or a
Cold Pursuit (2019) – Review
Sometimes, misrepresentation can harm a film just as surely as blunt force trauma to the face. If the trailers and posters suggests a certain kind
Cam (2018) – Review
The horror/thriller genres have been gleefully ensuring that we just can’t have nice things for decades as it party poops virtually everything by making it
It: Welcome To Derry – Season 1, Episode 4: The Great Swirling Apparatus Of Our Planet’s Function (2025) – Review
As we broach the halfway point of Pennywise’s small screen rebirth, we’ve found that It: Welcome To Derry seems to have settled into something of
The Punisher – Season 2, Episode 8: My Brother’s Keeper (2019) – Review
One thing that always seems to halt a backslide in quality for a Netflix/Marvel show is a good, old fashioned confrontation sequence. If you find
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) – Review
I have to be honest, while the Now You See Me movies may walk that perilous tightrope between flashy and obnoxiously smug, I’ve kind of
Keeper (2025) – Review
For a director who started out his directorial output as slow and measured as the plots of his films, Osgood Perkins really has suddenly slammed
The Punisher – Season 2, Episode 7: One Bad Day (2019) – Review
While the previous entry into Netflix’s Punisher cannon seemed to hint that a wobble back into the first season’s issues seemed imminent, we find that
Crimson Peak (2015) – Review
Guillermo Del Toro is no stranger to ghost stories, and he’s certainly no stranger to gothic ambience, and yet it’s kind of weird that Crimson
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