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What If…? – Season 2, Episode 7: What If… Hela Found The Ten Rings (2023) – Review
I don’t know about you, but this season if What If…? seems to be doing wonders more for the villains of the MCU than it
V/H/S/99 (2022) – Review
By all accounts, the V/H/S franchise had reached the end of its tape after the lackluster response to third entry in the series, V/H/S: Viral.
What If…? – Season 2, Episode 6: What If… Kahhori Reshaped The World? (2023) – Review
Up until now, What If…? has kept its MCU mixing shenanigans strictly in house, only targeting pre-existing characters, locations and scenarios as it attempts to
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2014) – Review
Back in 2005, Robert Rodriguez managed to do the impossible and bottle the impossibly gritty lightning of Frank Miller’s cult, hyper-noir comic, Sin City. He
What If…? – Season 2, Episode 5: What If… Captain Carter Fought The Hydra Stomper? (2023) – Review
The MCU hasn’t exactly been shy when it comes to churning out sequels as fast as they can, with virtually every character who ever scored
Castle Freak (1995) – Review
While Stuart Gordon’s 80s horror output had the sense of the comic book absurd about them, it seemed like the man wanted to approach the
What If…? – Season 2, Episode 4: What If… Iron Man Crashed Into The Grandmaster? (2023) – Review
Usually, regifting at Christmas is looked down upon as it usually denotes a lack of originality or – worst yet – a lack of respect
What If…? – Season 2, Episode 3: What If… Happy Hogan Saved Christmas? (2023) – Review
After a couple of rapid fire episodes that resolved the majority of its issues by throwing a team together, the third episode of Marvel’s What
Silent Night (2023) – Review
Can you believe it’s been twenty years since Hong Kong action maestro John Woo last presided over frenzied gunplay on American soil? After his much
What If…? – Season 2, Episode 2: What If… Peter Quill Attacked Earth’s Mightiest Heroes? (2023) – Review
Much like some mystical prophecy that’s gravely being laid out by some powerful, baby-headed cosmic being, my warning about What If…? becoming too dependent on
Braddock: Missing In Action III (1988) – Review
The year is 1988 and due to some questionable mismanagement that would make Jack and his handful of beans wince, producers Menahem Golan and Yoram
What If…? – Season 2, Episode 1: What If… Nebula Joined The Nova Corps? (2023) – Review
After a 2023 that has seen the critical highs of Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3 and Loki Seqson 2 and the commercial lows of
Rebel Moon Part One: A Child Of Fire (2023) – Review
While I’ve never understood the devotion some have to Zack Snyder’s singular and melodramatic vision, I’ve never been fully on board with out and out
Monarch: Legacy Of Monsters – Season 1, Episode 7: Will The Real May Please Stand Up? (2023) – Review
To complain that there’s too many flashback threads running through Monarch: Legacy Of Monsters may be slightly justified considering that the entire show is technically
Aquaman And The Lost Kingdom (2023) – Review
Even though the imminent demise of the endlessly beleaguered DCEU has been common knowledge for some time now, the controversial connected universe has longer to
Daigoro Vs. Goliath (1972) – Review
In a world of Godzillas, Gameras and Mothras, it’s often nice to spare the odd thought for the Varans, Gorgos and Mighty Peking Men; old
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) – Review
As a rule, fantasy movies set at Christmas are usually cuddly, fluffy affairs with all the usual tropes delivered wrapped in a nice, safe, unthreatening
Machete Kills (2013) – Review
Even after making a full length movie out of his fake, Mexploitation trailer, Machete, it seemed that Robert Rodriguez still hadn’t gotten Grindhouse out of
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) – Review
Sleazy slashers don’t come more notorious than Charles E. Sellier Jr’s gleefully grotty, 1984, seasonal slice ‘n dice, Silent Night, Deadly Night. While a fairly
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