The “feel good” horror movie is an elusive beast. In a genre that continuously strives to make it’s audiences feel thrillingly shitty, the act of
Category: Review
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) – Review
The times were a’ changing and Sean Connery, whose smirking visage had impishly eyed many women from his vantage point of being swaddled in a
Superman: The Movie (1978) – Review
This is it. The big one. The numero uno. The head cheese. The man of steel.The legitimate grandpappy and the alpha and omega of the
You Only Live Twice (1967) – Review
It’s a true fact that nothing lasts forever and that sooner or later Sean Connery’s reign as cinema’s premiere super spy would have to come
Ford Vs. Ferrari (2019) – Review
It’s weirdly ironic that Ford Vs. Ferrari has been released under another title in some territories (as Le Mans’ 66) as the film itself, whatever
Mission: Impossible III (2006) – Review
It wouldn’t be a million miles from the truth to say that the third outing for Tom Cruise’s flippy/dangly super spy Ethan Hunt is probably
Thunderball (1965) – Review
Where do you possibly go after Goldfinger? After nailing its formula and sealing it solid with concrete, steel and other tough compounds to further illustrate
Goldfinger (1964) – Review
Growing up, Goldfinger was always that film my dad would go on about that he would always fall asleep in front of on Bank holidays
Mission: Impossible (1996) – Review
The shift of gears that took Tom Cruise from smug-faced lead to smug-faced mega star can be traced right back to here. Sure, Top Gun
Punisher: War Zone (2008) – Review
By the time we got to the third swing at capturing the criminal slaughtering, skull shirted vigilante that is known as The Punisher, there was
From Russia With Love (1963) – Review
For Bond’s sophomore effort you can really tell that the producers wanted to double down on double 0 with what they had previously achieved with
The Punisher (2004) – Review
In Hollywood’s seemingly neverending quest to successfully transfer Marvel Comic’s The Punisher to celluloid, we eventually come to it’s second attempt in 2004. Hower, instead
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011) – Review
Once the credits rolled on J.J. Abrams M:I 3, it seemed that the runny, flippy, dangling-off-shit exploits had come to an end for Tom Cruise’s
Dr. No (1962) – Review
The year is 1962 and woman plays baccarat in a casino. The man she is playing against is cool, calm and – most importantly –
Gerald’s Game (2017) – Review
Before Neflix utilised Mike Flannigan’s talents for their Haunting Of Hill House series and before he wrangled Stephen King for the big screen with Doctor
The Punisher (1989) – Review
Why is it so fucking hard to get The Punisher right?After four separate actors have been hurled at the role like sacrifices dumped into a
V For Vendetta (2006) – Review
V For Vendetta, the magnificent graphic novel written by famously anti-social hair sculpture Alan Moore, was always going to be a tough nut to crack
Maniac Cop 3: Badge Of Silence (1993) – Review
You’d think that being an undead, practically unkillable engine of destruction would garner you certain privileges in the world of the horror franchise but it
Bad Boys 2 (2003) – Review
After taking a serious drubbing after his tone deaf tale of exploding ships and billowing Hawaiian shirts that was Pearl Harbour, sunset enthusiast and all
Men In Black 3 (2012) – Review
It seems that with every subsequent Men In Black sequel there is constant rumours of chaos during production and major issues concerning actors schedules that
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