Of all the unkillable franchises that exist, the Children Of The Corn series is the one that befuddles me the most. Who the hell is
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The Last Of Us – Season 1, Episode 7: Left Behind (2023) – Review
Just when you think The Last Of Us was the absolute pinnacle of video game to film transfers, Episode seven comes along to show us
Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998) – Review
There’s a moment in Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business where, during a shootout in a hospital, a plastic container full of an aggressively yellow urine
Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972) – Review
After six movies that followed a distinct rinse and repeat pattern of its fangy star rising from the dead, terrorising a handful of people and
Poltergeist (2015) – Review
If you’re gonna do a remake, you’d better have a point – I mean beyond trying to make money off a recognisable franchise name. While
Cocaine Bear (2023) – Review
Killer animal movies being based on true events are usually few and far between beyond the occasional urban legend and exaggerated occurrence – however, now
Tarzan Triumphs (1942) – Review
1942 brought a sizable change to life in the Great Encarpment as Sol Lesser (who had previous produced rival Tarzan movies for Twentieth Century Fox)
Razorback (1984) – Review
It seems that not even the animal amok genre was safe from that crazed stable of movies from the merry old land of Oz, fittingly
Smokey And The Bandit (1977) – Review
When pondering the nature of the redneck action comedy, there’s two titles that immediately spring to mind. One is the the infamous, Eastwood and an
Lone Wolf And Cub: Baby Cart To Hades (1972) – Review
Much like the unbroken resolve of the unfeasibly stoic Lone Wolf (aka. ex executioner for the Shogunate and awesome/terrible parent Ogami Ittõ), the Lone Wolf
The Last Of Us – Season 1, Episode 6: Kin (2023) – Review
For anyone somehow still unaware, The Last Of Us isn’t just a show about fungus laced zombies and grotty looking humans looking fatigued and miserable;
Children Of The Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) – Review
How the hell does one even begin to review a film like Children Of The Corn IV?Do I roll up my sleeves and tear it
Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania (2023) – Review
Even the most fervent fan of the MCU has to admit that the gargantuan super-franchise lost some of that revered cohesion during its fourth phase
One Million Years B.C. (1966) – Review
Sometimes history disgorges a movie that’s almost impossible to judge by normal standards. Be it the Un-P.C. clowning of Troma movies to the experimental art
The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957) – Review
Richard Matheson has done it all. His short stories and novels have been a massive influence on popular culture (the first time I read I
Horror Of Frankenstein (1970) – Review
It’s said that doing the same thing over and over again while expecting different results is a sure way to measure insanity and while the
At The Earth’s Core (1976) – Review
Sometimes a movie is so relentlessly cheesy and dated that it virtually becomes critic proof. Take that series of epically staged Edgar Rice Burroughs adaptations
My Bloody Valentine (1981) – Review
In the gory, glory days of the golden age of the slasher movie, the titles that rose to the top of the pile became household
Knock At The Cabin (2023) – Review
It seems that after a career spent flipping expectations and diligent rug pulling, the biggest, most unpredictable twist M. Night Shyamalan ever managed to pull
The Last Of Us – Season 1, Episode 5: Endure And Survive (2023) – Review
As we past the halfway point for HBO’s critically lauded video game adaptation, you can’t claim that the show hasn’t been exploring its title to
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