Ever since filmmakers started trying to sequalize Roland Emmerich’s 90’s original, the Universal Soldier franchise has been rejecting follow up after follow up like a
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Godzilla: Singular Point – Season 1, Episode 7: Omniarch/The Question Mark Of Time (2021) – Review
For a character who has had the amount of screen time Godzilla has, it’s still surprising that so many directors opt to keep him waiting
Shogun Assassin (1980) – Review
For those of you who know, there’s quite a potent argument against me reviewing Shogun Assassin considering I’ve already review the entirety of the Lone
Renfield (2023) – Review
Throughout his lengthy career of being one of Hollywood’s most endearing whackjobs, Nicolas Cage has played a multitude of roles in a multitude of movies.
Nemesis (1992) – Review
“I wanted to tell this terrorist that I had given a lot of thought to what she said back in LA. About whether I was
Days Of Thunder (1990) – Review
Days Of Thunder should have been an easy slam dunk. Think about it: Top Gun is an awesome movie, right? So what if we took
The Pope’s Exorcist (2023) – Review
I’ve mentioned this before, but is there anything new for modern exorcism movies to say – presumably in a deep, scratchy, demon voice?The main issue
Evil Dead Rise (2023) – Review
Much like the leering, tormenting Deadites that stalk the various entries of of the series, the Evil Dead franchise is incredibly resistant to death. With
Godzilla: Singular Point – Season 1, Episode 6: Enfatico/Numbers Without Theory (2021) – Review
“Another lecture I suppose.” laments a character in the latest episode of Godzilla: Singular Point as he spots an email pop up on his computer.
Vampire In Brooklyn (1995) – Review
With a great deal of help from Kevin Williamson’s incredibly knowing script, Wes Craven delivered the quintessential horror/comedy of the decade with Scream. However, back
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) – Review
The gradual, inexorable, rise in quality of the video game adaptation hit a new high thanks to the release of HBO’s impressively accurate The Last
The Plague Of The Zombies (1966) – Review
As much as Hammer Films changed the landscape of horror during their reign throughout the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s, you can’t help but wish they’d
Godzilla: Singular Point – Season 1, Episode 5: Theorist/As Swift As The Wind (2021) – Review
Momentum is certainly building in Godzilla: Singular Point thanks to more Kaiju popping up all over the world faster than branches of Costa Coffee, but
Creepshow – Season 3, Episode 3: The Last Tsuburaya/Okay, I’ll Bite (2021) – Review
Before we head back into our regularly scheduled programming, there’s an issue I’d like to address concerned Creepshow Season’s use of its host/mascot, the Creep.
Q – The Winged Serpent (1982) – Review
Ok, picture the scene: it’s maybe around the mid-to-early eighties and if you can believe it, I’m an offensively adorable kid who around five or
Carriers (2009) – Review
This might be something of a tasteless observation to make, but any director of movie made about a global pandemic must be thinking that the
Godzilla: Singular Point – Season 1, Episode 4: Gadabout/The Future Not Yet Seen (2021) – Review
After the last episode let the Kaiju action off the hook, we find Episode 4 of Godzilla: Singular Point pumping the breaks once more as
Fall (2022) – Review
Cinema adores cliffhangers, both literal and otherwise and so whenever there’s a chance to put characters in really sticky situations, you can bet that filmmakers
Children Of The Corn: Revelation (2001) – Review
Instead of flourishing like healthy rows of corn, the Children Of The Corn series had instead been speading across the bargin shelves of DVD rental
Creepshow – Season 3, Episode 2: Skeletons In The Closet/Familiar (2021) – Reviews
In the entertainingly uneven world of Creepshow, the episodes that’s usually landed the most successfully are the ones that trades heavily on the horror community
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