No. Not the Raymond Briggs one, although you might wanna watch that instead… You see, despite seeing this movie a little while ago, I’m still
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Tomb Raider (2018) – Review
Lara Croft, the pistol packing, tomb raiding, adventurer has had a few reboots in the gaming world so it really only seems fitting that she
Transformers (2007) – Review
Sometimes it’s all too easy to retroactively shit on a good movie thanks to a herd of crappy follow ups as the various franchises of
Alligator (1980) – Review
In the years following the boffo box office of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws, it was only natural for Hollywood to jump into the metaphorical swamps of
Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (2015) – Review
The M:I series has always prided itself on staying fresh. Well… Tonally fresh at least, considering that story wise, a Mission: Impossible movie usually contains
Ready Player One (2018) – Review
Based on a hugely entertaining novel and directed by THE Steven Spielberg, Ready Player One has a pretty good chance of being the Who Framed
Maniac Cop 2 (1990) – Review
The first Maniac Cop was a great, perky slasher movie with a difference. Everyday citizens of New York are being murdered by Officer Matt Cordell,
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) – Review
The original Texas Chainsaw could very well be the greatest horror movie ever made. Grotesque, twisted and utterly authentic, even to this day it’s lost
Terminator Genisys (2015) – Review
Oh Terminator franchise… Whatever are we going to do with you?During it’s four film passage throughout the world of cinema the Terminator series has been
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (2011) – Review
After the ringing in our ears eventually faded from all the clangs and explosions that was the last Transformers movie, it was time to take
Hereditary (2017) – Review
Believe it or not, I really wanted to hate this one…Lemme elaborate.Like me, I’m sure you’re all sick of the poster for every other horror
Mission: Impossible II (2000) – Review
Fucking with the production of a Mission: Impossible movie causes irreparable ripples in the space time continuum. Fact.You want proof? Take Henry Cavill’s Moustache Of
Alien Vs. Predator (2004) – Review
It’s all Predator 2’s fault…Merging two franchises together isn’t exactly a new thing – we live in a reality where Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys exists,
Edge Of Tomorrow (2014) – Review
In a summer full of sequels and reboots, and sequels of reboots, it fairly often pays to keep an eye out for any movies out
Child’s Play 3 (1991) – Review
Usually when a long running series realizes it’s on the verge of clapping out it quite often employs gimmicks or tricks to give the appearance
Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers (1995) – Review
After the non-event that was the previous Halloween installment bafflingly left more questions than answers, fans clamoured for a sixth entry to clear up some
Shocker (1989) – Review
When younger, did you have a film that you loved and adored and when you grew up, did you find out to your dismay that
The Wolverine (2013) – Review
Separating Hugh Jackman from his feral haired, metal boned alter ego is not an easy task. Hollywood’s nicest man by this point had played the
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) – Review
It ain’t exactly a bed of roses trying to follow up one of the greatest, iconic horror movies of all time. The original classic tale
Halloween (1978) – Review
What hasn’t already been said about John Carpenter’s horror opus? Arguably one of the most purely influential films ever made, after 40 years it remains
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