By the time 2006 rolled around, the rights to everybody’s favourite flying fire turtle has switched hands and plans were put in place to bash
Category: Review
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) – Review
Coming off the back of the most widely publicized production problems in cinema history since Alien 3, not to mention being released a mere 5
Carrie (1976) – Review
Back in the mists of time (1976 to be exact) a young, bold filmmaker named Brian DePalma adapted a novel by a bold horror novelist
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003) – Review
There was a rumour going around that Terminator 3 was only made so Arnold Schwarzenegger could have a guaranteed number one rated movie to give
Seed Of Chucky (2004) – Review
When you have a long running franchise who has a main antagonist known for being a little free and easy with the quips, there’s a
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) – Review
Classic horror movies, as the years plod on, have a habit of losing their edge. Be it decades of homages and rip offs eroding it’s
The Terminator (1984) – Review
When you look at James Cameron’s recent work (if you can consider the fact that Avatar was released over 10 years ago, recent) it’s so
Hardcore Henry (2015) – Review
It’s a general rule that movies that focus on adapting a video game style and/or commenting on video game tropes (i.e. Edge Of Tomorrow or
Get Out (2017) – Review
It’s really is a new dawn for horror movies these days…Five odd years of intelligent (if divisive) fear flicks have beefed the genre up beyond
Predator (1987) – Review
Whenever anyone suggests a poll of the greatest action movie made in the 80’s, director John McTiernen must feel at least a little smug. You
Cat’s Eye (1985) – Review
It could be argued that the 80’s obsession for newly adapting all things Stephen King could be compared to the California gold rush of 1849,
John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019) – Review
In only two movies, the John Wick franchise had gone from an edgy and stylish bullet flinger, to an artistic – virtually poetic, even – bonecrunching epic
Assassin’s Creed (2016) – Review
Throwing their not inconsiderable weight into the video game adaptation ring, the director and two leads from 2015’s Macbeth take a crack at what is
The Snowman (2017) – Review
No. Not the Raymond Briggs one, although you might wanna watch that instead… You see, despite seeing this movie a little while ago, I’m still
Tomb Raider (2018) – Review
Lara Croft, the pistol packing, tomb raiding, adventurer has had a few reboots in the gaming world so it really only seems fitting that she
Transformers (2007) – Review
Sometimes it’s all too easy to retroactively shit on a good movie thanks to a herd of crappy follow ups as the various franchises of
Alligator (1980) – Review
In the years following the boffo box office of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws, it was only natural for Hollywood to jump into the metaphorical swamps of
Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (2015) – Review
The M:I series has always prided itself on staying fresh. Well… Tonally fresh at least, considering that story wise, a Mission: Impossible movie usually contains
Ready Player One (2018) – Review
Based on a hugely entertaining novel and directed by THE Steven Spielberg, Ready Player One has a pretty good chance of being the Who Framed
Maniac Cop 2 (1990) – Review
The first Maniac Cop was a great, perky slasher movie with a difference. Everyday citizens of New York are being murdered by Officer Matt Cordell,
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