Universal Soldier – We Have Issues

Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning (2012) – Review

April 18, 2023 greigzilla

Ever since filmmakers started trying to sequalize Roland Emmerich’s 90’s original, the Universal Soldier franchise has been rejecting follow up after follow up like a

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) – Review

April 1, 2023 greigzilla

I’ve always found it ironic when franchises that concern themselves with characters that keep regenerating back to life get an inordinate amount of reboots in

Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) – Review

March 9, 2023 greigzilla

As fitting for a franchise about dead guys resurrecting to endlessly beat the shit out of one another, the Universal Soldier series somehow fought it’s

Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998) – Review

February 28, 2023 greigzilla

There’s a moment in Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business where, during a shootout in a hospital, a plastic container full of an aggressively yellow urine

Universal Soldier II: Brothers In Arms (1998) – Review

October 12, 2022 greigzilla

When Jean Claude Van Damme’s Luc Devreaux hit the “on” button on the farming equipment that Dolph Lundgren’s deranged Sergeant Andrew Scott was impaled on

Universal Soldier (1992) – Review

September 21, 2022 greigzilla

It wasn’t until 2010’s The Expendables that 80’s action titans Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone finally stood together in the same movie that wasn’t counting