Ever since filmmakers started trying to sequalize Roland Emmerich’s 90’s original, the Universal Soldier franchise has been rejecting follow up after follow up like a
Category: Universal Soldier
Universal Soldier: Regeneration
I’ve always found it ironic when franchises that concern themselves with characters that keep regenerating back to life get an inordinate amount of reboots in
Universal Soldier: The Return
As fitting for a franchise about dead guys resurrecting to endlessly beat the shit out of one another, the Universal Soldier series somehow fought it’s
Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business
There’s a moment in Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business where, during a shootout in a hospital, a plastic container full of an aggressively yellow urine
Universal Soldier II: Brothers In Arms
When Jean Claude Van Damme’s Luc Devreaux hit the “on” button on the farming equipment that Dolph Lundgren’s deranged Sergeant Andrew Scott was impaled on
Universal Soldier
It wasn’t until 2010’s The Expendables that 80’s action titans Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone finally stood together in the same movie that wasn’t counting
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