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On screen, Star Wars is a franchise that has continuously obsessed with it’s own past. Prequels, animated shows and Rogue One all busied themselves by
Despite being bestowed with some of the greatest superpowers a wish list could contain, you can’t help but feel that sometimes the last son of
After the relative box office disappointment of Godzilla’s previous attempt at levelling Tokyo into something resembling the Arizona Flats, Toho Studios reasoned that updating some
In the interest of clarity, the version of King Kong Vs. Godzilla I am reviewing here is the U.S. version. How does this make a
Star Wars spinoffs are a risky thing. For every TV show that hits a Wamp Rat dead centre we get servings of excruciating awfulness like
5 or so years after his much publicized comeback, Toho finally capitalised on it by kick starting a new era and rebooting Godzilla and a
So despite one of the most unwieldy titles in movies history (for the sake of my sanity I’ll refer to it a GMK from here
Before 1954, filmdoms premier leading man in the giant monster stakes was King Kong. A roaring slice of romanticized Americana and an unabashed helping of
After nearly a decade of hibernation Toho Studios figured it was high time to resurrect it’s most famous creation but with a slight difference. Ignoring
To put things bluntly, Godzilla Vs. Gigan isn’t really about anything. Oh sure, it has a PLOT (barely) but while it’s tonally scattershot predecessor, Godzilla
Couple of years ago Jordan Peele exploded onto the motion picture scene with Get Out, an incredibly effective slice of social-horror that drew heavily on
The year is 1967 and by this point in Godzilla’s career he’d pretty much done it all. He’d been cast as a villain, a hero,
Representation in blockbuster cinema is quite the topic these days and rightly so – after all, making contemporary movies with settings and story themes that
Becoming the third legitimately active cinematic universe after Marvel & DC takes balls the size of grape fruits, but I’m willing to bet that the
Out of nowhere Godzilla wades ashore without warning and proceeds to lay waste to the surrounding area with not a hint of the nice-guy persona
As we barrel through an MCU currently loaded with Groots, Infinity Wars and more alien races than a Star Trek Tinder app, it’s easy to
When Transformers: The Last Knight (or as I came to call it The Last Straw) trundled into multiplexes last year it wasn’t so much a
Usually when I catch widely released movie I aim to post a review relatively soon (time permitting) to help you guys decide whether or not
In a series of films that have so far contained a one percenter wearing a snug suit of techno-armour, a raging, green id monster and
A typhoon results in a massive egg being washed ashore on the beach of a fishing village so obviously, as this isn’t generally isn’t an
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