Let’s all be honest with each other; Commando is a ridiculous piece of shit. It’s loud, it’s stupid and whenever you think of a basic
Tag: 1980s
Jaws 3 (1982) – Review
I guess the simplest way of kicking off a review of the third movie of the Jaws Franchice would be to simply state the obvious:
Aliens (1986) – Review
Is there a more satisfying sequel than Aliens? Scratch that rhetorical question for a minute and let me fire off another. Is there a more
Return Of The Jedi (1983) – Review
Once upon a time, if you can believe it, the third entry into the original Star Wars trilogy was considered something of a minor let
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) – Review
Even the first Jaws couldn’t be accused of documentary levels of realism; sharks rarely grow to that size, aren’t that smart and don’t go up
Transformers: The Movie (1986) – Review
Yonks before Michael Bay made it his life’s ambition to expose the world to robot genitals, frantic product placement and familiarizing everyone with Texan legal
Godzilla Vs. Biollante (1989) – Review
You’d think that after getting Godzilla back on his feet with a much publicized resurrection , Toho would be eager to put their largest franchise
The Return Of Godzilla (1984) – Review
After swiming off into the sunset at the end of 1975’s Terror Of Mechagodzilla, Toho Studios finally decided to rouse Godzilla from nearly a decade
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