Eastern Condors (1987) – Review

If it wasn’t for a cadre of insanely talented martial artist/filmmakers who dragged the Kung-Fu genre out of the locked off, old school mindset, it

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The Hunger (1983) – Review

Thanks to the hyperbolic sight of Tom Cruise in aviator shades existing to the music of Kenny Loggins, Tony Scott took Hollywood by storm after

The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad! (1988) – Review

There’s an old adage that reads “at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” and despite the comedic team of ZAZ (Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker) nailing

The Nine Demons (1984) – Review

While I wouldn’t say I’m an expert of classic Kung-Fu (far from it, but I’m trying to learn) I do know crazy when I see

Hell Of The Living Dead (1980) – Review

The average 80s Italian zombie movie usually arrived on other shores armed with the odd alternate title, but even by these standards, Hell Of The

Nightmare City (1980) – Review

Nowadays, zombies (or should I say, zombies archetypes) come in all shapes and sizes. Fast ones, slow ones, smart ones, ones that can be romantic

Ninja III: The Domination (1984) – Review

During its reign, The Cannon Group were responsible for some truly bizarre choices that stretched far beyond their infamously curious business plan. There’s their attempt

Cop (1988) – Review

The genre of the hard boiled cop pushed too far by the system pretty much hit it’s zenith in the 70s thanks to the sight

Without Warning (1980) – Review

It’s truly facinating how echoes of film concepts can drift through the ether and pop up again in a completely different form that still carry

Hard Ticket To Hawaii (1987) – Review

Some movie cement their place in immortality by crafting a sublime experience that takes you to another world so completely that for a while at

The Dirty Dozen: The Deadly Mission (1987) – Review

Anyone who has watched the thoroughly unnecessary Dirty Dozen TV movie, Deadly Mission, will probably agree that it’s an extremely pale imitation of an original

Revenge Of The Ninja (1983) – Review

If I’ve said it once on this site, I’ve said it a thousand times, sometimes the thread marking the barriers between a bad film, a

Watchers (1988) – Review

I think it’s a fair comment to state that Dean R. Koontz hasn’t quite had the same luck as Stephen King when it comes to

Full Metal Jacket (1987) – Review

It may be a supremely callous thing to suggest, but even though the horror of the Vietnam war devastated an entire generation, split a country

The Dirty Dozen: The Fatal Mission (1988) – Review

True story. When I watched The Fatal Mission, the fourth and final entry into the thoroughly unnecessary trio of TV movie sequels to follow The

Enter The Ninja (1981) – Review

While the 80s where hardly a fortress of restraint, surely one of the most amusing tropes of the decade was Cannon Films’ insistence that action

The Stuff (1985) – Review

Arguably the face of 80s horror satire, Larry Cohen made his name delivering a string of absurd B-movie premises such as killer babies and flying,

Dead & Buried (1981) – Review

When you think of 80s horror, chances are you’ll conjure in your mind one of the nearly endless string of slashers that dominated the start

The Dirty Dozen: Next Mission (1985) – Review

You just don’t get that many war time sequels, do you?I mean, there’s certainly enough characters who have served in the military who tend to

The Karate Kid Part III (1989) – Review

Just how much mileage can you get out of a young Karate student and his bond with this aging mentor? Well, if you’re John G.

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