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Tag: 1990s
Misery
When one thinks of the sizable output of hyper prolific author Stephen King, usually his brick sized tomes like the epic Dark Tower series or
Robocop 2
You wouldn’t think that the adventures of Officer Alex Murphy 2.0 would be so hard to sequelize. The ultra-violent original told the story how the
Batman Forever
It’s a heady moment. You know the one; that moment when the quality of a franchise drops sharply and you know that all is lost.
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves
The main difference between a beloved summer blockbuster movie released in the 80’s compared to one released in the 90’s seems to be quality.No disrespect
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) – Review
Pardon my age, but I actually remember when I first heard the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger was playing a GOOD Terminator in James Cameron’s whip-smart
Army Of Darkness
I truly believe in my heart of hearts that Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead trilogy is one of the greatest gifts cinema has ever given us.
Bride Of Chucky
After the insipid Child’s Play 3 nearly beached the killer doll franchise like a whale with fatally low self esteem, the filmmakers behind Chucky’s newest
Gamera: Guardian Of The Universe
After a much needed hiatus (I won’t say hibernation because Gamera isn’t a Blue Peter tortoise) Japan’s favourite giant, sabretoothed turtle was brought back, like
Sometimes They Come Back
Movies based on short stories by Stephen King have proven time and time again to be a mixed bag and this TV movie adaptation of
Child’s Play 2
I’m pretty sure, logically speaking, that Chucky’s second cinematic slaughter spree doesn’t strictly deserve four stars and yet scroll down a bit and check out
Child’s Play 3
Usually when a long running series realizes it’s on the verge of clapping out it quite often employs gimmicks or tricks to give the appearance
Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers
After the non-event that was the previous Halloween installment bafflingly left more questions than answers, fans clamoured for a sixth entry to clear up some
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
It ain’t exactly a bed of roses trying to follow up one of the greatest, iconic horror movies of all time. The original classic tale
Con Air
Is there a more quintessential 90’s action movie than Con Air? I don’t mean the best, although it’s definitely top tier. Oh sure, Speed is
Total Recall
Snuggled neatly in the centre of Paul Verhoven’s magnificent unofficial Sci-fi trilogy, sits Total Recall (we don’t count Hollow Man, Kevin Bacon’s invisible penis thriller,
Alien: Resurrection
Surely an Alien movie from the director of Delicatessen and City Of The Lost Children and written by Joss Whedon has GOT to be a
Alien³
The mountainous question facing the vast revolving door of script writers, producers, directors and crew of the beleaguered third instalment of the Alien franchise was
Predator 2
It’s tough being a sequel sometimes… It’s even tougher being a sequel to one of the greatest science-fiction action movies of all damn time, but
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
To recall the hysteria surrounding the weeks leading up to the release of the first brand new Star Wars movie since 1983’s Return Of The
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