Usually when the star of a successful movie doesn’t come back for the sequel, alarm bells start to ring so when Vin Diesel’s walking mound
Tag: 2000s
The Fast And The Furious (2001) – Review
The Fast And The Furious IS Point Break.That right there isn’t a matter of opinion, it’s a stone cold statement of fact that’s not even
Terminator Salvation (2009) – Review
When the synopsis of Terminator Slavation was announced, fans of the franchise that Skynet built rubbed their hands with glee. Rolling up the concept of
Gamera The Brave (2005) – Review
By the time 2006 rolled around, the rights to everybody’s favourite flying fire turtle has switched hands and plans were put in place to bash
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003) – Review
There was a rumour going around that Terminator 3 was only made so Arnold Schwarzenegger could have a guaranteed number one rated movie to give
Halloween (2007) – Review
It’s been stated elsewhere that indie horror demigod Rob Zombie being selected to direct a Halloween remake was tantamount to Peter Jackson doing-over King Kong.
Seed Of Chucky (2004) – Review
When you have a long running franchise who has a main antagonist known for being a little free and easy with the quips, there’s a
Transformers (2007) – Review
Sometimes it’s all too easy to retroactively shit on a good movie thanks to a herd of crappy follow ups as the various franchises of
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) – Review
The original Texas Chainsaw could very well be the greatest horror movie ever made. Grotesque, twisted and utterly authentic, even to this day it’s lost
Mission: Impossible II (2000) – Review
Fucking with the production of a Mission: Impossible movie causes irreparable ripples in the space time continuum. Fact.You want proof? Take Henry Cavill’s Moustache Of
Alien Vs. Predator (2004) – Review
It’s all Predator 2’s fault…Merging two franchises together isn’t exactly a new thing – we live in a reality where Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys exists,
Spider-Man (2002) – Review
There are conflicting opinions as to where to pin point the exact moment when the modern comic book movie finally caught on. Some believe Blade,
Spider-Man 2 (2004) – Review
Back in that shaky period of superhero movie history known as the 00’s, you got what you were given. Yes, this was a period of
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) – Review
Over my many years of watching blockbuster movies, I feel I’ve developed quite the bullshit detector when it comes to hype. Taking trailers, on-set reports
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) – Review
Due to the rules of cinema lore, the final part of a trilogy always fails to stick the landing. Not to say every third parter
X-Men 2 (2003) – Review
Starting with a truly jaw dropping attack on the White House by a brain washed, teleporting, Nightcrawler X2 launches out of the gate with one
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) – Review
With the X-Men saga seeingly wrapped up (sort of) after the events of underwhelming The Last Stand, 20th Century Fox were free to use mutant
X-Men (2000) – Review
In this time of MCU’s and Nolanverse’s, where costumes, characters and plots can to some extent be ripped clean out of a comic book, it’s
Godzilla: Tokyo SOS (2003) – Review
Since its kickoff in 1999 with Godzilla 2000, the Millenium Era of Godzilla movies had kept up a strict, unbroken run of keeping each entry
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005) – Review
Now this is more like it…After two relatively hit and miss affairs in a galaxy far, far away, Lucas and co. finally doubles down and
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