Just because you are the world’s preeminent horror author, it doesn’t mean that you’re not gonna produce the odd stinker every now and then and
Tag: 2000s
Halloween 2 (2009) – Review
I think it’s safe to say that Rob Zombie’s crack at John Carpenter’s timeless slasher template was not all it could have been. Trying to
Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007) – Review
Sometimes people, when faced with an adaption of beloved literature, can focus too much on the negative while being wilfully blind to the positive that’s
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) – Review
As horror history has resolutely and repeatedly taught us is that the Texas Chainsaw movies are particularly hard to sequelize so producer Michael Bay chose
Rambo (2008) – Review
After an extended leave of absence, and thanks to the critical success of the immensely satisfying comeback of Rocky Balboa, Stallone’s OTHER iconic character returns
Blade II (2002) – Review
The face breaking, vamp steaking, take-no-shit Daywalker has returned.That’s right, Blade, otherwise known as Wesley Snipes’ calmer and more mild mannered alter ego, is back
Fantastic Four (2005) – Review
There’s a prevailing theory that all you have to do to make a great comic book movie is keep it as close to the source
Ghost Rider (2007) – Review
Not unlike an attractive, yet dull, twentysomething sporting a stylish haircut and a good body, Johnny Blaze’s flaming skulled alter ego seems to have mostly
Fast And Furious (2009) – Review
By 2009 and after a string of flops as long as your arm, Vin Diesel finally returned to the movie that made his name in
The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) – Review
There’s a somewhat unfair notion that the third Fast And Furious movie is a cheap and cynical attempt to desperately the head of a rapidly
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) – Review
Usually when the star of a successful movie doesn’t come back for the sequel, alarm bells start to ring so when Vin Diesel’s walking mound
The Fast And The Furious (2001) – Review
The Fast And The Furious IS Point Break.That right there isn’t a matter of opinion, it’s a stone cold statement of fact that’s not even
Terminator Salvation (2009) – Review
When the synopsis of Terminator Slavation was announced, fans of the franchise that Skynet built rubbed their hands with glee. Rolling up the concept of
Gamera The Brave (2005) – Review
By the time 2006 rolled around, the rights to everybody’s favourite flying fire turtle has switched hands and plans were put in place to bash
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003) – Review
There was a rumour going around that Terminator 3 was only made so Arnold Schwarzenegger could have a guaranteed number one rated movie to give
Halloween (2007) – Review
It’s been stated elsewhere that indie horror demigod Rob Zombie being selected to direct a Halloween remake was tantamount to Peter Jackson doing-over King Kong.
Seed Of Chucky (2004) – Review
When you have a long running franchise who has a main antagonist known for being a little free and easy with the quips, there’s a
Transformers (2007) – Review
Sometimes it’s all too easy to retroactively shit on a good movie thanks to a herd of crappy follow ups as the various franchises of
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) – Review
The original Texas Chainsaw could very well be the greatest horror movie ever made. Grotesque, twisted and utterly authentic, even to this day it’s lost
Mission: Impossible II (2000) – Review
Fucking with the production of a Mission: Impossible movie causes irreparable ripples in the space time continuum. Fact.You want proof? Take Henry Cavill’s Moustache Of
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