2009 – We Have Issues

Ninja Assassin (2009) – Review

March 19, 2026 greigzilla

Look, I think we’re all going to be on the same page when I offer the opinion that ninjas are fuckin’ cool. Yes, I know

Orphan (2009) – Review

February 20, 2026 greigzilla

Does being spoiled on a twist actually effect your enjoyment of a film? Some say no and that the overall experience can still be wonderful

Redline (2009) – Review

June 22, 2025 greigzilla

The beauty of Anime is that you can present a world effortlessly more exagerated than the ones we usually see in live action. Any sense

Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia (2009) – Review

April 17, 2025 greigzilla

Of all the puzzling questions that arose from the Behind Enemy Lines franchise (Why does it exist? Who wanted more?), surely the most perplexing of

The Marine 2 (2009) – Review

April 10, 2025 greigzilla

In 2006, John Cena quit being the Doctor of Thuganomics temporarily in order to become the latest WWE wrestler to leap from the top turnbuckle

Moon (2009) – Review

February 27, 2025 greigzilla

Space. Movies frequently claim that it’s the final frontier and a place where no one can hear you when you scream, but some of the

Wrong Turn 3: Left For Dead (2009) – Review

December 7, 2024 greigzilla

Back in the days when Twentieth Century Fox were still their own boss, some bright spark figured there must be gold in them thar hills

Dead Snow (2009) – Review

August 29, 2024 greigzilla

Cinematic comfort food takes many different forms depending upon who you are and what floats your boat, but when concerning hardcore horror fans, sometimes all

Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009) – Review

August 23, 2024 greigzilla

The saying goes that from little acorns, mighty oaks grow, but I guess no one was expecting anything mighty from director Ti West after the

Tetsuo: The Bullet Man (2009) – Review

August 22, 2024 greigzilla

Emerging from the the grainy, black and white frazzle of an 80s avant garde, art house experiment, came Shinya Tsukamoto’s Tetsuo: The Iron Man, a

Night Of The Demons (2009) – Review

August 11, 2024 greigzilla

What constitutes a good remake? Is it the adapting of an existing plot into contemporary times that makes the original concept as fresh as ever?

Sherlock Holmes (2009) – Review

February 26, 2024 greigzilla

When you think of Sherlock Holmes you would most likely conjure up visions of gargantuan pipes, deerstalkers and the super detective striding around a musty

Jennifer’s Body (2009) – Review

February 24, 2024 greigzilla

Sometimes, horror films need time to be properly understood. The Thing needed it, The Shining needed it and to a slightly lesser, extent, Jennifer’s Body

The Descent Part 2 (2009) – Review

February 22, 2024 greigzilla

Some movies simply don’t need a sequel thanks to the fact that they made their point perfectly well the first time round. One such movie

My Bloody Valentine (2009) – Review

February 14, 2024 greigzilla

During that era of horror remakes that flooded the genre throughout the 2000s, one thing became abundantly clear, no matter how good each attempt actually

Anacondas: Trail Of Blood (2009) – Review

October 13, 2023 greigzilla

While the previous installment of the Anaconda franchise was hardly a cinematic masterpiece, its awfulness was strangely watchable in a stoned-at-three-in-the-morning kind of way –

District 9 (2009) – Review

September 6, 2023 greigzilla

When used correctly, science fiction can be the optimum genre to use when examining what it means to be human in a variety of different

Crank: High Voltage (2009) – Review

May 27, 2023 greigzilla

Hollywood has a long history of directors reworking their earlier works with more money and more experience in order to realise their cult debuts. Sam

Children Of The Corn (2009) – Review

April 23, 2023 greigzilla

I’m assuming you’re familiar with the old question that if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does

Carriers (2009) – Review

April 5, 2023 greigzilla

This might be something of a tasteless observation to make, but any director of movie made about a global pandemic must be thinking that the

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