Well, we’re about three episodes into a season of Stranger Things, so by my reckoning it’s about time that all the random groups that everybody
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Stranger Things – Season 3, Chapter 2: The Mall Rats (2019) – Review
OK, this is more like it.I have to say that the kick off to Stranger Things 3 had me a little worried that after a
Stranger Things – Season 3, Chapter 1: Suzie, Do You Copy? (2019) – Review
It’s time once again to take a trip to the oft endangered town of Hawkins to see what form of otherworldly crap they have to
The Lodge (2019) – Review
Never mind heartwarming vistas of families building snowmen and kids sledding down marshmallow white drifts; anyone who knows anything, knows that snow is fucking scary.John
Creepshow – Season 1, Episode 6: Skincrawlers/By The Silver Water Of Lake Champlain (2019) – Review
And so, after five episodes and ten stories of wildly varying tone and quantity, the Creep final flicks through the final issue of the first
Creepshow – Season 1, Episode 5: Night Of The Paw/Times Is Tough In Musky Holler (2019) – Review
As much as I’ve enjoyed Creepshow’s spirited return from the grave, a quick glance at the fifth episode’s credit revealed a worrying fact – that
Creepshow – Season 1, Episode 4: The Companion/ Lydia Layne’s Better Half (2019) – Review
The trick to enjoying a horror anthology series that features short stories is to take any sense of lingering logic you may have, screw it
Creepshow – Season 1, Episode 3: All Hallows Eve/The Man In The Suitcase (2019) – Review
One of the inevitable side effects of having a horror anthology show is that with every episode bringing you something completely new, the chances for
Creepshow – Season 1, Episode 2: Bad Wolf Down/The Finger (2019) – Review
As I’ve no doubt mentioned before, one of the advantages of an anthology show is that if a duff episode manages to slip out, things
Creepshow – Season 1, Episode 1: Gray Matter/The House Of The Head (2019) – Review
In a horror comeback worthy of a Jason or a Michael, 2019 saw the return of a horror legend the likes of which I genuinely
Shaft (2019) – Review
After remaining stubbornly dormant for nearly 20 years after Samuel L. Jackson slipped on the black turtle neck, I don’t think anyone was really expecting
Critters Attack! (2019) – Review
Of all the late-in-the-day franchise resurrections that spring up all over the place lately, I don’t think anyone was expecting the alien flesh-eating furballs Critters
Escape Room (2019) – Review
Any of the twelve of you out there who are crazily desperate for a gore free Saw ripoff can rest easy, because Escape Room exists
The Curse Of La Llorona (2019) – Review
Sneaking up behind you as silent as the grave, a ghostly figure glides up behind you only to lay it’s bony hand on a shoulder
Annabelle Comes Home (2019) – Review
It’s a curious fact, but the Annabelle doll, first seen causing supernatural trouble for clueless meat-sacks since 2013’s The Conjuring, has probably had more appearances
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Lussier and Todd Farmer has been noticeably absent of late, which is a shame considering their last two collaborations where light-footed exercises in trashy fun.
Midway (2019) – Review
There’s a saying that goes: those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. It’s a wise saying as sayings go and
Inhuman Kiss (2019) – Review
When weighing up the pros and cons of streaming movies vs physical media I always find myself staring at my DVD and Blu Ray laden
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) – Review
Let’s be honest now, The Terminator franchise has been in a sizable rut for some time now. Make excuses and defend your favorite installment that
Crawl (2019) – Review
Over the last couple of years there’s been an impressive assault on the multiplexs by the Phoenix style resurgence of the killer shark movie. Finally
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