Remember when we used to wait longer than three years to reboot a franchise? OK, so maybe reboot is a bit much, but even in
Tag: 2020s
M3GAN 2.0 (2025) – Review
Back in 2022, a new killer doll didn’t just waltz into our lives, but rather Tiktok danced defiantly into the middle of a crowed sub-genre
F1 (2025) – Review
Back in 1990, Jerry Bruckheimer had a can’t lose idea – what if he took all the basics from the smash hit fighter jet movie,
Elio (2025) – Review
In a time where live action remakes of animated classics are dominating the cinemas and even the mighty Pixar has to concede that sequels are
28 Years Later (2025) – Review
While it throws off the symmetry a little, 23 years earlier, director Danny Boyle and writer Alex Garland gave us 28 Days Later, a movie
From The World Of John Wick: Ballerina (2025) – Review
John Wick may or may not be dead (it’s complicated), but just because we got a shot of his tombstone at the climax of his
Clown In A Cornfield (2025) – Review
Even though no one seems to be making as big a deal of it as they might have back in the 80s or the 90s,
Freaky Tales (2024) – Review
Anthology movies are always a messy affair almost by definition – I mean, how else would you describe a genre that requires that we patiently
The Ugly Stepsister (2025) – Review
Did you ever read a Grimm fairy tale and think to yourself that it could probably use more ritualistic self humiliation and shocking body horror?
Fear Below (2025) – Review
I can’t help but think that the killer shark movie has swum into some fairly stagnant waters. Thanks to the unlimited opportunities afforded by streaming
Predator: Killer Of Killers (2025) – Review
When the correct filmmaker attaches themselves to an existing franchise, the fireworks that usually result tend to hit with the force of a Predator’s exploding
Dangerous Animals (2025) – Review
The killer shark movie has been swimming in circles for quite a while now as endless movies (usually straight to streaming) from all around the
The Ritual (2025) – Review
Anyone else feel like the exorcism movie could use an exorcism of its own? I only say this because I’m long past the point now
Fountain Of Youth (2025) – Review
Does anyone else feel like Guy Richie isn’t really trying much anymore?That’s not to take a cheap shot at a director who not only was
The Woman In The Yard (2025) – Review
When is a ghost/demon movie not a ghost/demon movie? When it’s a thinly veiled metaphor for human grief and suicidal impulses.OK, so maybe that non-joke
Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025) – Review
Four years ago, Netflix went all out on Fear Street, a sprawling, slasher trilogy that took the book series by R.L. Stine and delivered a
Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning (2025) – Review
Ever since he pulled off his first rubber mask way back in 1996, Tom Cruise’s Ethan Hunt has been on a breathless mission; but while
G20 (2025) – Review
When does the Die Hard format of action thrillers finally have enough distinctive entries to officially branch off and form a splinter sub-genre of its
Cleaner (2025) – Review
Once again we find ourselves dipping our toe into the shallow end of the pool marked “female led action movie that’s premiered on streaming” with
Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) – Review
Don’t tell Death, but true horror franchises never truly die. Case in point, during this time of belated legacy sequels that’s seeing seemingly every franchise
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