Sometimes, you just know the movie you’re about to watch is going to be a rough ride, but every now and then you get a
Tag: Action
Haywire (2011) – Review
Long before her most challenging opponent became Disney’s HR department, Gina Carano was kicking some serious ass in the world of MMA while prominent filmmaker
House Of The Dead (2003) – Review
Uwe Boll is a bewildering paradox.The relentlessly outspoken director may be almost solely responsible for single handedly keeping the reputation of Video Game adaptations completely
The King’s Man (2021) – Review
While I consider the first movie a work of subversive genius (yes, even the joke about anal), was anyone really clamouring for a Kingsman prequel
The Matrix Resurrections (2021) – Review
As we rapidly approach the end of 2021, one thing that’s stood out with a couple of recent blockbusters is the deployment of some weapons
Double Dragon (1994) – Review
Looming out of the gloom like that character tower you have to ascend while playing Mortal Kombat is the ascending list of all time awful
Need For Speed (2014) – Review
Regardless of the final outcome, movies based of video game make a certain amount of sense. In most cases you have an already iconic character
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) – Review
Inexplicable things happen in movies all the time – and I’m not talking about stuff like obtaining superpowers from a genetically modified spider or giant
Hitman (2007) – Review
I recently got into an argument with a good friend of mine concerning this forgotten video game adaptation from 2007.The disagreement arose when I noticed
Kung Fu Hustle (2004) – Review
What did we do right as a collective species to deserve Stephen Chow? While I have to be honest and admit I haven’t seen the
The Mummy (2017) – Review
Watching the 2017 attempt to resurrect The Mummy is painfully awkward in more ways that one. The quality of the movie itself notwithstanding, screen writer
Shoot ‘Em Up (2007) – Review
Maintaining the equilibrium of an action movie is a surprisingly delicate business for a genre full of screaming bullets and crunching bone. James Bond is
Wild Wild West (1999) – Review
Staggering into the infamously stacked blockbuster summer of 1999 like a washed up cowpoke with more whiskey in its body than blood came Wild Wild
The Vikings (1958) – Review
Watching the epics from cinema’s past is often a surreal experience as it’s kinda weird to see what trends were obsessing audiences during Hollywood’s many
Reign Of Fire (2002) – Review
There’s nothing quite more frustrating to a lover of crazy blockbuster cinema than a mouthwatering concept that isn’t quite executed as well as you’d hoped.
The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor
After the frenetic action gumbo of The Mummy Returns – a hyperbolic action/adventure that placed exhausting action sequences next to career worst examples of CGI
Red Notice (2021) – Review
Much has been made of the fact that Red Notice is the most expensive movie Netflix has ever made (a rumoured $200 million no less),
Point Break (1991) – Review
Time catches up to all of us sooner or later and whether we care to admit it or not, most of us will grow to
Timecop (1994) – Review
You wouldn’t think that there would be much to thank the 1994 adaptation of Street Fighter for, but despite being a stunning turkey fueled by
Eternals (2021) – Review
It seems that everything there was to be said about Eternals – the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s 26th feature venture – had already been stated before
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