As we start to reach the end of Lex Barker’s swing as the constantly bare chested jungle lord, it was starting to feel like all
Tag: Action
The Marine 6: Close Quarters (2018) – Review
As action franchises go, The Marine has had some odd goals throughout its run. Starting as a launchpad for John Cena to make the oft-made
The Phantom (1996) – Review
OK, for a start, I don’t know who the Hell thought “Slam Evil” would be a viable tagine for a tentpole superhero – it would
Death Race 2 (2010) – Review
Sometimes the weirdest things manage to get franchise… Take Death Race for example – Paul WS Anderson’s grungy, big budget remake of Roger Corman produced
Dick Tracy (1990) – Review
Passion projects, especially ones set in a more fantastical realm, rarely ever go well, but even so, Dick Tracy must have looked like a sure
Heads Of State (2025) – Review
Don’t you wish we had the kind of world leaders we sometimes find in film? Cinema has a rich history of delivering on-screen, fictional Presidents
The Nine Demons (1984) – Review
While I wouldn’t say I’m an expert of classic Kung-Fu (far from it, but I’m trying to learn) I do know crazy when I see
Dance Of The Drunk Mantis (1979) – Review
In 1994, Jackie Chan paid homage to his roots and he revisited the role that helped cement his credentials as a martial arts superstar. However,
The Old Guard 2 (2025) – Review
Even if I had the lifespan of an immortal, I still don’t think I could ever figure out some of the decisions made by certain
Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025) – Review
Remember when we used to wait longer than three years to reboot a franchise? OK, so maybe reboot is a bit much, but even in
Sniper 2 (2002) – Review
Regardless of your stance of the bewildering longevity of the the Sniper franchise, you have to give Tom Berenger all the props in the world
FUBAR – Season 2, Episode 8: Let’s Twist Again (2025) – Review
Well, here we are. After seven of the most uneven episodes of television I’ve seen in a while, finally we get to the big finish
The Marine 5: Battleground (2017) – Review
When history remembers the wrestlers who left the squared circle to try their hand at this movie lark, I’ll genuinely have no clue what they’ll
FUBAR – Season 2, Episode 7: Dam It (2025) – Review
I absolutely have no idea where this sudden burst of energy has come from, but as FUBAR staggers towards its climax, I’ve found the show
M3GAN 2.0 (2025) – Review
Back in 2022, a new killer doll didn’t just waltz into our lives, but rather Tiktok danced defiantly into the middle of a crowed sub-genre
FUBAR – Season 2, Episode 6: Penny Possum’s Pizzapocalypse (2025) – Review
Isn’t it always the way? You spend episode after episode kicking lumps out of a show and then all of a sudden it just randomly
FUBAR – Season 2, Episode 5: Trippin’ The Abyss (2025) – Review
It seems that after struggling to do anything with the new status quo that it put in place at the start of the season, FUBAR
FUBAR – Season 2, Episode 4: Astro-Not (2025) – Review
And we’re back up again.The fluctuating quality of FUBAR continues to wriggle and squirm like an electrified snake as we reach the halfway point of
FUBAR – Season 2, Episode 2: Highly Re-Greta-Ble (2025) – Review
If the first episode of The second season of FUBAR was anything to go by, I was in for a grueling, long season of reviewing
From The World Of John Wick: Ballerina (2025) – Review
John Wick may or may not be dead (it’s complicated), but just because we got a shot of his tombstone at the climax of his
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