The Untouchables (1987) – Review

After starting the 80s by making a string of pumped up, psycho-sexual thrillers that tried to out Giallo Dario Argento and out Hitchcock Hitchcock, Brian

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Vamp (1986) – Review

For ageless creatures that essentially have the powers of gods once the sun goes down, vampires sure do like to be strippers. From From Dusk

Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990) – Review

It’s 1990 and the once thriving Cannon Goup has all but crumbled into dust – but from the wreckage of the studio that flew close

Children Of The Corn: Genesis (2011) – Review

Do you remember that bit at the end of It’s A Wonderful Life where an offensively cute child states that every time a bell rings,

Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004) – Review

As the direct to DVD sequels to Tremors rumble ever onward, it’s good to know that even someone as jaded as I can be surprised

Invasion USA (1985) – Review

There is no such thing as a “perfect” Cannon movie (probably because they never came close to fucking making one), but if you were to