Aw man. And it looked like video game movies were getting better, too…For those of you who didn’t know, Five Nights At Freddy’s is a
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Creepshow – Season 4, Episode 4: Meet The Belaskos/Cheat Code (2023) – Review
The balance of humour in your average episode of Creepshow can vary a suprising amount and while there’s always something of a cruel, sardonic streak
Creepshow – Season 4, Episode 3: Parent Death Trap/To Grandmother’s House We Go (2023) – Review
As Creepshow’s fourth season continues to be an endearing showcase for campy, old-school horror tales with a slightly modern twist, I feel there’s an issue
Chucky – Season 3, Episode 3: Jennifer’s Body (2023) – Review
After two episodes of presidential carnage that’s seen more blood hit the floor of the Oval Office than overtime at a slaughter house, the good
Bad Taste (1987) – Review
Some films aren’t just mere films. Some films are less a matter of direction, acting and editing and more about the sheer force of will
Creepshow – Season 4, Episode 2: The Hat/Grieving Process (2023) – Review
For the majority of its entire run, Creepshow usually mixes up its directors in order to gain as much variety it can when offering up
Creepshow – Season 4, Episode 1: Twenty Minutes With Cassandra/Smile (2023) – Review
Once again rising from the grave just in time for Halloween, the gutsy little horror anthology we know as Creepshow has returned to blitz us
Chucky – Season 3, Episode 2: Let The Right One In (2023) – Review
After two seasons on the air (not to mention seven, damn, movies), Don Mancini and his writers room have had to strive and keep the
Chucky – Season 3, Episode 1: Murder At 1600 (2023) – Review
In a time when all the classic slashers seem to be finding new leases of life, leading the pack us the defiant, shit-eating smirk of
Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (2012) – Review
When it comes to the breeding habits of actual crocodiles, females are known to nest as often as every year, or every couple of years,
Frankenhooker (1990) – Review
Not only is Frank Henenlotter a prominent purveyor of jaw dropping, 80s, New York based, horror sleeze, but he’s pretty fucking funny to boot. But
Turbo Kid (2015) – Review
When projected through a rose tinted lens, eighties pop culture was a glorious thing and is still revered to this day. Everything from the recent
The Way Of The Dragon (1972) – Review
When Bruce Lee tragically passed, we didn’t just lose a martial arts superstar and a cinematic legend, but we also were cheated out of the
Twisted Metal – Season 1, Episode 10: SHNGRLA (2023) – Review
There’s a trope that certain franchise hopefuls tend to use that always gets on my tits. You know the one: when a film/tv adaptation of
Twisted Metal – Season 1, Episode 9: RO4DK11 (2023) – Review
As Twisted Metal races towards the finishing line of its first season, it’s definitely proven itself to be one of the growing list of video
Lake Placid 3 (2010) – Review
Do you know, I don’t think I’m ever going to understand the SyFy Channel’s obsession with churning out endless, cheap, killer animal movies for as
Twisted Metal – Season 1, Episode 8: EV3L1N (2023) – Review
Often, when a show needs that extra boost, writers will engage what I like to call the Joss Whedon Protocol – which essentially means someone’s
The Blackening (2022) – Review
One of the most notorious tropes of cinema is that of the black character either dying first, or, at the very least, not making it
Evolution (2001) – Review
The special effects comedy is a notoriously tough beast to pull off. Essentially perfected by Ghostbusters back in 1984, filmmakers have been trying to sniff
Twisted Metal – Season 1, Episode 7: NUTH0UZ (2023) – Review
For a show that’s basically about lunatics driving around a post-apocalyptic wasteland, Twisted Metal has taken some appropriately odd detours when it comes to its
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