Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard (2021) – Review

Well, I certainly didn’t see this coming…The Hitman’s Bodyguard was a pleasantly ok action comedy that surfaced in 2017 that combined extreme violence with the

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The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017) – Review

Living as we do in the time of Rotten Tomatoes and other online grading platforms, the simple art of the aggressively 3-star action movie seems

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990) – Review

After the success of their 80’s trash classic The Toxic Avenger gave them global recognition on a cult scale (not to mention their endearing mascot,

House (1986) – Review

Not to be confused with the adventures of Hugh Lauries’ massive wanker of a doctor, or the utterly indescribable 1977 Japanese horror fantasy fever dream,

Critters (1986) – Review

In the wake of Joe Dante’s magnificently subversive Gremlins, Hollywood predictably had a two-for-one sale on any script that featured assaults from gangs of diminutive

The Golden Child (1986) – Review

To a certain generation, Eddie Murphy is known as the beloved star of of such family extravaganzas such as Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek The Third

TerrorVision (1986) – Review

Satire is tough to pull off, especially if A) you’re in the sci-fi and/or horror genre and B) you aren’t Paul Verhoven, but that doesn’t

Slime City (1988) – Review

Sometimes all a film needs to exist is the will of someone who isn’t afraid to scrape up a budget in order to immortalise utter

Love And Monsters (2020) – Review

Sometimes there’s nothing more refreshing than a good old road movie. A nice, simple plot that involves our protagonist simply having to get from A

Waxwork (1988) – Review

Finding itself in a fairly well viewed rotation of 80’s horror crap that would find itself regularly getting played on the old VHS, Anthony Hickox’s

The Monster Squad (1987) – Review

Acting like a brain damaging collision between The Goonies and Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein, The Monster Squad is one of those films seemingly destined

Crimewave (1985) – Review

Much like a maddening popcorn kernel lodged in your teeth, between the gore-flecked game changer that was The Evil Dead and radiant majesty that is

Big Trouble In Little China (1986) – Review

Blame ol’ Jack Burton.While it’s true that the lukewarm reception to the chilling wonders of The Thing initially soured the notoriously independent John Carpenter to

Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989) – Review

Bill and Ted are two well meaning, air headed teens who dwell in San Dimas, California and dream of hitting it big with their band

Dragons Forever (1988) – Review

Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung and Yuen Biao are three martial arts heavyweights who were instrumental in revolutionizing Hong Kong action cinema in the 80’s and

Police Story (1985) – Review

Is there a more enduring, living icon in martial arts cinema than Jackie Chan? He’s spent decades regularly sacrificing every bone and sinew in his

Encounters Of The Spooky Kind (1980) – Review

Those of you unfamiliar with the industry changing works of Sammo Hung outside of that late 90’s show Martial Law is missing a treat. Hung

Fright Night 2: New Blood (2013) – Review

The direct to DVD sequel conundrum is something that’s stuck in my craw for some time now and I guess now is as good as

Bill And Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991) – Review

In the wake of the most excellent adventure of San Dimas’ finest sons, a return visit from Bill S. Preston Esq and Ted “Theodore”Logan seemed

Willy’s Wonderland (2021) – Review

Ever since Nicolas Kim Coppola (known to fans and foes alike as Nicolas Cage) switched up his roles to match the type of deranged acting

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