Joe Dante has always been at his very best when he’s putting the subversive boot into the more picturesque aspects of the American dream. When
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The Goonies (1985) – Review
During that impossibly fertile period in the 80’s where Amblin Entertainment would make whatever idea Steven Spielberg, virtually breathed on, a small cadre of directors
Stand By Me (1986) – Review
Sometimes, when you’re famous for indulging in a particular genre, people tend to overlook just how good you really are at telling a story –
The Lost Boys (1987) – Review
It’s easy to look at The Lost Boys from the (relatively) safe confines of the 2020’s and merely proclaim it as a defining, rollicking, 80’s
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles In Time (1993) – Review
When you tap an old school Ninja Turtles fan on the shoulder and demand to know what their feelings are when they hear the words
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000) – Review
After remaining dormant for over twenty years, it seemed that the half-life of the Toxic Avenger had burned out thanks to it’s two sequels that
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) – Review
Back in ’84, Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird’s nutzoid, yet devilishly compelling indie comic was unleashed on the world and promptly caught on like fucking
Tales From The Crypt Presents: Bordello Of Blood (1996) – Review
Back in 1995, pioneering HBO horror anthology show Tales From The Crypt decided to make the jump to the big screen with the rollicking gore
Friday The 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985) – Review
Jason is dead. Long live… “pseudo Jason”?After catching a machete to the side of the head which promptly turned his skull into the fleshy equivalent
Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) – Review
Consider, if you will, the title of this film I’m about to review… A title that blared out not one, but two blatant lies directly
Gremlins (1984) – Review
Some people would have you believe that there is no such thing as the perfect movie and that’s true – after all it’s statistically impossible
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