Puppet Master Vs Demonic Toys (2004) – Review

After the Puppet Master gang had to suffer the indignity of an honest to God clip show for their last movie, you wouldn’t think there’d

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The ‘Burbs (1989) – Review

Joe Dante has always been at his very best when he’s putting the subversive boot into the more picturesque aspects of the American dream. When

The Goonies (1985) – Review

During that impossibly fertile period in the 80’s where Amblin Entertainment would make whatever idea Steven Spielberg, virtually breathed on, a small cadre of directors

Stand By Me (1986) – Review

Sometimes, when you’re famous for indulging in a particular genre, people tend to overlook just how good you really are at telling a story –

The Lost Boys (1987) – Review

It’s easy to look at The Lost Boys from the (relatively) safe confines of the 2020’s and merely proclaim it as a defining, rollicking, 80’s

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles In Time (1993) – Review

When you tap an old school Ninja Turtles fan on the shoulder and demand to know what their feelings are when they hear the words

Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000) – Review

After remaining dormant for over twenty years, it seemed that the half-life of the Toxic Avenger had burned out thanks to it’s two sequels that

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) – Review

Back in ’84, Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird’s nutzoid, yet devilishly compelling indie comic was unleashed on the world and promptly caught on like fucking

Tales From The Crypt Presents: Bordello Of Blood (1996) – Review

Back in 1995, pioneering HBO horror anthology show Tales From The Crypt decided to make the jump to the big screen with the rollicking gore

Friday The 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985) – Review

Jason is dead. Long live… “pseudo Jason”?After catching a machete to the side of the head which promptly turned his skull into the fleshy equivalent

Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) – Review

Consider, if you will, the title of this film I’m about to review… A title that blared out not one, but two blatant lies directly

Gremlins (1984) – Review

Some people would have you believe that there is no such thing as the perfect movie and that’s true – after all it’s statistically impossible