E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) – Review

Just between you and me, I always hated E.T. as a child. There were various reasons of course, but when it came to the Spielbergian

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Smile 2 (2024) – Review

Back in 2022, Parker Finn fixed us with a Smile that was surprisingly effective despite essentially being incredibly derivative of other movies such as The

Firestarter (1984) – Review

Even when Stephen King side-shifted into something other than straight horror, Hollywood was still desperately clamouring to slap every word he ever wrote up there

Top 5 Cynical Stabbings Of Ghostface

With the 5th installment of the Scream franchise due to plunge a knife into our collective chests in January, I thought it was high time

Scream (1996) – Review

By the mid nineties the horror genre was practically dead on it’s feet. Not shuffling around zombie dead you understand, but bleeding out, stabbed multiple

Batman Forever (1995) – Review

It’s a heady moment. You know the one; that moment when the quality of a franchise drops sharply and you know that all is lost.

Cat’s Eye (1985) – Review

It could be argued that the 80’s obsession for newly adapting all things Stephen King could be compared to the California gold rush of 1849,