Aquaman (2019) – Review

Sea-Thor, Sea-Thor, on the sea floor?After one of the most disappointing payoffs in cinema history scuppered all that good will provided by Wonder Woman, you

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Onward (2020) – Review

Let us regard Pixar for a minute and the sheer scale and quality of their product since they reinvented the animation wheel with Toy Story

Flash Gordon (1980) – Review

Kicking off with quite possibly the single greatest theme song in cinema history (fight me!) we are hurled kicking and screaming into the swirly, garish

The Last Witch Hunter (2015) – Review

Over the last couple of decades, through a sheer force of will that belays his mortal existence, Vin Diesel seems to be collecting franchises the

Cats (2019) – Review

Director Tom Hooper has a lot to answer for…The man who gave us The Danish Girl, The King’s Speech and the 2012 version of Les

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) – Review

Thor’s series of solo movies have always been seen as Marvel’s fifth wheel so to speak. His sweet – but slight – origin movie and

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker (2019) – Review

2019 seems to be the year that epic sagas reach the end of the road. Marvel spectacularly rounded up 11 years of storytelling with their

Jumanji: The Next Level (2019) – Review

The “first” Jumanji (or would that technically be second?) was somewhat of a very welcome surprise. Taking the formula of the 90’s orginal and bringing

Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017) – Review

I, like most people, inwardly and outwardly groaned at the prospect of a Jumanji remake. I mean, I’ve never been the type to turn my

Nightbreed (1990) – Review

Released in 1990 as horror author slash director Clive Barker’s follow up to his superlative Hellraiser, Nightbreed was hyped up on set as the Star

Conan The Barbarian (1982) – Review

Join me now as I steer you through the days of high adventure and teach you what is best in life as we journey through

The Dark Crystal (1982) – Review

Back in 1982, gangly visionary genius – and full time felt frog proctologist – Jim Henson unleashed a vision onto the silver screen the likes

Willow (1988) – Review

Consider the fate of Willow, the fantasy collaboration between George Lucas and Ron Howard. Essentially the high concept fusing of Star Wars and Tolken-esque, Lord

Army Of Darkness (1993) – Review

I truly believe in my heart of hearts that Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead trilogy is one of the greatest gifts cinema has ever given us.

Gamera 3: The Revenge Of Iris (1999) – Review

For the final part of his lauded Gamera trilogy, director Shusuke Kaneko went for something a little different from the usual plotline of an evil

Gamera: Super Monster (1980) – Review

God dammit, Daiei, just what the hell is wrong with you?Imagine me saying this out loud as one long exhausted sigh while pinching the bridge

Gamera Vs. Zigra (1971) – Review

An mysterious alien craft pulls a Compton drive-by on a human research base on the surface of the moon (because we have those now), and

Gamera Vs. Jiger (1970) – Review

The final, palatable Gamera movie of the original 60’s-70’s run (brace yourself as there’s two more to go) sees the child befriending mega turtle probably

Gamera Vs. Guiron (1969) – Review

The Gamera series, despite it’s many flaws, has always had the weirdest designs for it antagonists. Every single one is a truly bizarre, surrealistic nightmare

Gamera The Brave (2005) – Review

By the time 2006 rolled around, the rights to everybody’s favourite flying fire turtle has switched hands and plans were put in place to bash

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