Martial arts movies, especially ones featuring Sammo “moves well for a big fella” Hung, feature vast, dizzyingly complex fight sequences that feature hundreds, if not
Tag: Film Review
Sometimes They Come Back… Again (1996) – Review
As crazy as it may seem, sometimes you just run out of Stephen King books to film – or at least books that you can
Dèjá Vu (2006) – Review
Whether we like it or not, surveillance is a part of modern life now with cameras literally everywhere. Be it on street corners, ATMs, hovering
Eastern Condors (1987) – Review
If it wasn’t for a cadre of insanely talented martial artist/filmmakers who dragged the Kung-Fu genre out of the locked off, old school mindset, it
The Naked Gun (2025) – Review
The secret to comedy is timing, but even then, thirty-one years is a hell of a long time to wait for a punchline. That’s right,
The Wrath Of Becky (2023) – Review
Back in 2020, revenge got a youthful face-lift in the form of Becky, an indie thriller that saw your typical woman vs. scumbags movie and
The Hunger (1983) – Review
Thanks to the hyperbolic sight of Tom Cruise in aviator shades existing to the music of Kenny Loggins, Tony Scott took Hollywood by storm after
Osiris (2025) – Review
You like Aliens, right? How about Predator, you like Predator too, yes? And Terminator? Of course you like The Terminator, I mean who doesn’t?I strongly
Unstoppable (2010) – Review
From the gothic/new romantic/vampire trappings of The Hunger to the overblown Americana of Top Gun, Tony Scott never really did things by half, but I
Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult (1994) – Review
Depending on where you sit on the rise/fall of the spoof comedy in American cinema, the third and final cinematic outing of Leslie Nielsen’s Frank
Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022) – Review
Can someone please tell me why someone thought it was a good idea to try and reboot the Jeepers Creepers franchise? There are many reasons
Victor Crowley (2017) – Review
Victor Crowley was dead. After the events of 2013’s Hatchet III, the raging, malformed ghost that has made his name by colourfully tearing intruders to
Tarzan’s Savage Fury (1952) – Review
As we start to reach the end of Lex Barker’s swing as the constantly bare chested jungle lord, it was starting to feel like all
Sniper 3 (2004) – Review
The most strange thing about the continuing adventures of Tom Berenger’s legendarily miserable, nine-fingered sniper is that he has continuing adventures in the first place.
The Marine 6: Close Quarters (2018) – Review
As action franchises go, The Marine has had some odd goals throughout its run. Starting as a launchpad for John Cena to make the oft-made
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell Of Fear (1991) – Review
If you ever needed evidence that writing spoof comedy is like walking a razor, all you have to do is look and the microscopic differences
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) – Review
Those familiar with Fantastic lore will already know that the first thing the Fantastic Four managed to save was Marvel itself. With the comic company
Tomorrowland (2015) – Review
Before acquiring a whole bunch of viable sci-fi projects from their purchase of Twentieth Century Fox, Disney has always had something of a lousy string
Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004) – Review
Nestled somewhere between the CGI sets of George Lucas’ Star Wars prequels and the green screen artistry of Sin City and 300, lies Sky Captain
Bring Her Back (2025) – Review
Back in 2022, the supernatural shenanigans of Talk To Me not only introduced the world to the filmmaking talents of the fabulous Phillippou brothers, but
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