OK, for a start, I don’t know who the Hell thought “Slam Evil” would be a viable tagine for a tentpole superhero – it would
Tag: Film Review
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) – Review
I was originally in two minds about whether offering up an I Know What You Did Last Summer legacy was actually a good idea. In
Death Race 2 (2010) – Review
Sometimes the weirdest things manage to get franchise… Take Death Race for example – Paul WS Anderson’s grungy, big budget remake of Roger Corman produced
The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad! (1988) – Review
There’s an old adage that reads “at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” and despite the comedic team of ZAZ (Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker) nailing
Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025) – Review
For a hot second there, I actually forgot the Poohniverse (aka. The Twisted Childhood Universe) was something that existed. Now, while that sounds like something
John Carter (2012) – Review
Originally titled John Carter Of Mars and not to be confused with John Carpenter Of Mars (which technically would be Ghosts Of Mars), Pixar’s Andrew
Becky (2020) – Review
Cinema has had its fair share of everyday girls who can suddenly shift into beast mode when the situation calls for it. Be it Chloë
Dick Tracy (1990) – Review
Passion projects, especially ones set in a more fantastical realm, rarely ever go well, but even so, Dick Tracy must have looked like a sure
Superman (2025) – Review
Regardless of where you stand on the subject of previous Superman adaptations, there’s a sense that none of them had truly been able to escape
Teen Titans Go! To The Movies (2018) – Review
You can tell that a genre of movie has truly hit the big time and entered the public consciousness when the kind of in-jokes that
Steel (1997) – Review
These were the dark times. Times long before the likes of Dark Knight Trilogies and Infinity Wars; times when Hollywood’s grasp of comic book literature
Hostel Part III (2011) – Review
Was the world screaming out for a third Hostel movie – especially one without Eli Roth’s involvement? That’s actually a trick question because in the
Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm (1993) – Review
In this time where fandom regularly brawls within itself about which incarnation of a property is best, I would hope that all Batman fans would
Heads Of State (2025) – Review
Don’t you wish we had the kind of world leaders we sometimes find in film? Cinema has a rich history of delivering on-screen, fictional Presidents
The Nine Demons (1984) – Review
While I wouldn’t say I’m an expert of classic Kung-Fu (far from it, but I’m trying to learn) I do know crazy when I see
Dance Of The Drunk Mantis (1979) – Review
In 1994, Jackie Chan paid homage to his roots and he revisited the role that helped cement his credentials as a martial arts superstar. However,
Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017) – Review
So unfortunately the time has come to once again plunge into that most thorny of movie debates – to separate the art from a legitimately
The Old Guard 2 (2025) – Review
Even if I had the lifespan of an immortal, I still don’t think I could ever figure out some of the decisions made by certain
Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025) – Review
Remember when we used to wait longer than three years to reboot a franchise? OK, so maybe reboot is a bit much, but even in
Hatchet III (2013) – Review
Despite original claims that it was a bold return to classic horror values, the Hatchet franchise didn’t really add all that much to the long,
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