The most strange thing about the continuing adventures of Tom Berenger’s legendarily miserable, nine-fingered sniper is that he has continuing adventures in the first place.
Tag: Film Review
The Marine 6: Close Quarters (2018) – Review
As action franchises go, The Marine has had some odd goals throughout its run. Starting as a launchpad for John Cena to make the oft-made
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell Of Fear (1991) – Review
If you ever needed evidence that writing spoof comedy is like walking a razor, all you have to do is look and the microscopic differences
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) – Review
Those familiar with Fantastic lore will already know that the first thing the Fantastic Four managed to save was Marvel itself. With the comic company
Tomorrowland (2015) – Review
Before acquiring a whole bunch of viable sci-fi projects from their purchase of Twentieth Century Fox, Disney has always had something of a lousy string
Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004) – Review
Nestled somewhere between the CGI sets of George Lucas’ Star Wars prequels and the green screen artistry of Sin City and 300, lies Sky Captain
Bring Her Back (2025) – Review
Back in 2022, the supernatural shenanigans of Talk To Me not only introduced the world to the filmmaking talents of the fabulous Phillippou brothers, but
The Phantom (1996) – Review
OK, for a start, I don’t know who the Hell thought “Slam Evil” would be a viable tagine for a tentpole superhero – it would
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) – Review
I was originally in two minds about whether offering up an I Know What You Did Last Summer legacy was actually a good idea. In
Death Race 2 (2010) – Review
Sometimes the weirdest things manage to get franchise… Take Death Race for example – Paul WS Anderson’s grungy, big budget remake of Roger Corman produced
The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad! (1988) – Review
There’s an old adage that reads “at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” and despite the comedic team of ZAZ (Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker) nailing
Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025) – Review
For a hot second there, I actually forgot the Poohniverse (aka. The Twisted Childhood Universe) was something that existed. Now, while that sounds like something
John Carter (2012) – Review
Originally titled John Carter Of Mars and not to be confused with John Carpenter Of Mars (which technically would be Ghosts Of Mars), Pixar’s Andrew
Becky (2020) – Review
Cinema has had its fair share of everyday girls who can suddenly shift into beast mode when the situation calls for it. Be it Chloë
Dick Tracy (1990) – Review
Passion projects, especially ones set in a more fantastical realm, rarely ever go well, but even so, Dick Tracy must have looked like a sure
Superman (2025) – Review
Regardless of where you stand on the subject of previous Superman adaptations, there’s a sense that none of them had truly been able to escape
Teen Titans Go! To The Movies (2018) – Review
You can tell that a genre of movie has truly hit the big time and entered the public consciousness when the kind of in-jokes that
Steel (1997) – Review
These were the dark times. Times long before the likes of Dark Knight Trilogies and Infinity Wars; times when Hollywood’s grasp of comic book literature
Hostel Part III (2011) – Review
Was the world screaming out for a third Hostel movie – especially one without Eli Roth’s involvement? That’s actually a trick question because in the
Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm (1993) – Review
In this time where fandom regularly brawls within itself about which incarnation of a property is best, I would hope that all Batman fans would
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