I feel like if we someone were to compile a list of franchises that saw their dying installments show up on Syfy, it would look
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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning (2025) – Review
Ever since he pulled off his first rubber mask way back in 1996, Tom Cruise’s Ethan Hunt has been on a breathless mission; but while
Pathfinder (2007) – Review
Sometimes a movie comes along with a premise so promising, it causes you to uncontrollably salivate like Giger’s Alien at the prospect of experiencing it.
Hostel (2005) – Review
If there ever was a product of its time, then surely it was the aggressively nasty horror sub-genre known as torture porn. Technically jump started
Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) – Review
The powerhouse producing duo of Jerry Bruckheimer and Don Simpson undeniably changed the face of Hollywood during the 1980s by giving it an unfeasibly glossy
The Dirty Dozen: The Deadly Mission (1987) – Review
Anyone who has watched the thoroughly unnecessary Dirty Dozen TV movie, Deadly Mission, will probably agree that it’s an extremely pale imitation of an original
G20 (2025) – Review
When does the Die Hard format of action thrillers finally have enough distinctive entries to officially branch off and form a splinter sub-genre of its
Revenge Of The Ninja (1983) – Review
If I’ve said it once on this site, I’ve said it a thousand times, sometimes the thread marking the barriers between a bad film, a
Cleaner (2025) – Review
Once again we find ourselves dipping our toe into the shallow end of the pool marked “female led action movie that’s premiered on streaming” with
Jeepers Creepers (2001) – Review
To separate the art from the artist is a debate that will rightfully rage on for as long as there is art created by those
Seal Team 8: Behind Enemy Lines (2014) – Review
As long as I’ve been watching examples of needless, cinema bypassing movie sequels to long defunct franchises, I’ll never truly understand why they’re allowed to
Watchers (1988) – Review
I think it’s a fair comment to state that Dean R. Koontz hasn’t quite had the same luck as Stephen King when it comes to
Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) – Review
Don’t tell Death, but true horror franchises never truly die. Case in point, during this time of belated legacy sequels that’s seeing seemingly every franchise
Tarzan’s Magic Fountain (1949) – Review
After ditifully wearing Tarzan’s all purpose loin cloth for an impressive twelve movies, it eventually became time for Johnny Weissmuller to catch the next vine
Hatchet (2006) – Review
Before there was Terrifier, there was Hatchet – sort of.Allow me to explain: by the time 2006 rolled around, horror fans were well a truly
The Surfer (2024) – Review
It’s starting to greatly amuse me now as to how many weirdo movies are being released these days that come complete with gushing, arthouse-style compliments
Full Metal Jacket (1987) – Review
It may be a supremely callous thing to suggest, but even though the horror of the Vietnam war devastated an entire generation, split a country
The Marine 3: Homefront (2013) – Review
While the existence of The Marine franchise may prove to be somewhat perplexing to those who tend to avoid direct to DVD actioners, you can’t
The Karate Kid (2010) – Review
80s fashions, nutzoid Vietnam vets, weird cultural appropriation, Joe Esposito’s “You’re The Best” blaring on the soundtrack – for a lot of people, The Karate
xXx: State Of The Union (2005) – Review
So, to put it mildly, I’ve never been a fan of the original xXx. Oh hey, I’m fully on board with filmmakers trying to come
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