Chopping Mall (1986) – Review

No other decade could ladle on the cheese quite like the 80s, and if the purveyors of said cinematic fromage include the likes of schlock-meisters

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The Dog Stars (2026) – Review

Does Ridley Scott even have a retirement plan at this point? I only ask because once again we catch the octogenarian auteur being absurdly prolific

Waxwork II: Lost In Time (1992) – Review

Do you know, I’d almost forgotten that Waxwork even had a sequel? After checking back through this site’s records, it seems that I’d certainly forgotten

Séance On A Wet Afternoon (1964) – Review

Deep in the recesses of time, lodged on the cracks between recognised classics, lurk movies that you’ve never heard of that are legitimately phenomenal. How

Teenage Sex And Death At Camp Miasma (2026) – Review

No one can merge heartfelt homages to popular culture with deveatating emotional experiences quite like Jane Schoenbrun. While their first feature, We’re All Going To

Coyote Vs. Acme (2026) – Review

There are a fair few words that can be used to describe Wile E. Coyote, the hapless, Looney Tunes foil to the speedy Roadrunner. Accident

Mutiny (2026) – Review

Oh Jason Statham, where will you turn up next?I don’t know if it’s just my imagination, but are we getting more Statham movies a year

Insidious: Out Of The Further (2026) – Review

Is there some sort of competition occuring between the various James Wan created franchises to see who can score the most convoluted timeline? I only

We’re All Going To The World’s Fair (2021) – Review

One thing cinema has struggled to struggled to harness is the fear that can come from that chaotic, lawless land known as the Internet. While

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) – Review

In conversations concerning the best example of cinematic world building ever seen, Who Framed Roger Rabbit shouldn’t just earn a sizable mention, it should be

Werewolves Of The Third Reich (2017) – Review

A quick warning for anyone who hastily selected this title from an algorithm thinking that someone had gone and made a feature-length film based on

Uncommon Valor (1983) – Review

Were you aware that the director of the original Rambo directed a Rambo-less Rambo 2, two years before Rambo 2 was released?Yes-indeedy, despite sounding like

Blade: The Iron Cross (2020) – Review

What is genuinely left for the Puppet Master movies to do? After surviving on the low budget scene for over thirty years, you’d think that

The End Of Oak Street (2026) – Review

I think it’s safe to say that these days, the notion of the modern dinosaur movie has been entirely co-opted by the Jurassic World franchise.

The Valley Of Gwangi (1969) – Review

Sometimes, all you need is a good, old fashioned, classic mash up of polar opposite genres to really wake you up and and if the

Carnosaur (1993) – Review

Dinosaurs are frickin’ cool. There’s no debate there, that’s a recognised fact – so imagine how stoked 90s dino-kids were when they discovered that 1993

Seven Psychopaths (2012) – Review

Back during the 90s, in the wake of such movies as Reservoir Dogs and Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, there were a rash of

Taking Lives (2004) – Review

Man, David Fincher’s got a lot to answer for…Thanks to the uncomprising and thrilling misery-trawl known as Se7en, serial killer movies seemed to change overnight

Deep Water (2026) – Review

It’s strangely heartening that Renny Harlin is having something of a resurgence of late – it’s just a shame that it’s not particularly a good

The Mitchells Vs. The Machines (2021) – Review

Ever since Into The Spider-Verse gave modern computer generated animation a damn good shake up, there’s been a definite, coming-of-age-centric feel infused with a bunch

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