It’s a well known fact that crocodiles have a very long life span, but surely this is taking the piss. After first breaching the surface
Tag: Film Review
Masters Of The Universe (1987) – Review
Fanboys have been complaining for decades about the “necessary” changes made to a famous property when it finally reaches the screen. These have usually ranged
Bad Biology (2008) – Review
After the lumpy, deranged antics of Basket Case 3 landed in 1991, the cinematic career of sleeze auteur Frank Henenlotter seemed to have stopped deader
It’s A Wonderful Knife (2023) – Review
During this unexpected, third age of the slasher movie, we’ve had some impressive variations on the stalk and slash theme that’s managed to differentiate it
V/H/S: Viral (2014) – Review
Whether you regard the V/H/S franchise as a vital entry in the realms of independent horror, or merely a disposable, failed cinematic experiment, you can’t
Sin City (2005) – Review
Even during a decade where comic book movies rose to prominence like never before, Sin City still felt like a lead pipe to the back
Space Truckers (1996) – Review
Despite bursting onto the horror scene with a gaggle of winningly extreme gorefests in the mid 80s, Stuart Gordon had a rather strange affinity for
Napoleon (2023) – Review
While Hollywood certainly has it’s fair share of work horses, surely one of the most impressive work ethics toiling today belongs to Ridley Scott, the
A Return To Salem’s Lot (1987) – Review
During the Stephen King explosion of the 1980s, the majority of the gaggle of filmmakers who lined up to translate the author’s words onto the
300: Rise Of An Empire (2014) – Review
After watching 300, Zach Snyder’s hugely stylized adaptation of Frank Miller’s already hugely stylized graphic novel, you’d be forgiven for thinking that the ludicrously muscular
Missing In Action 2: The Beginning (1985) – Review
While I’ve already covered the rather convoluted release process from Missing In Action and its sequel while reviewing the first movie, the behind the scenes
The Towering Inferno (1974) – Review
In the world of disaster movies, where meteorites fall, cities crumble and luxury ocean liners roll over easier than a puppy wanting its belly scratched,
Darkman III: Die Darkman Die (1996) – Review
The main problem with studios employing a buy one get one free approach with sequel making (ie. making two follow ups back to back) is
Thanksgiving (2023) – Review
When it comes to those cracking fake trailers made for the intermission of Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s failed cinematic experiment, Grindhouse, only Rodriguez has
Cabin Fever (2002) – Review
Hey, remember that time when Eli Roth was being touted around as “the Saviour of Horror”?To be fair, it wasn’t his fault – it just
Machete (2010) – Review
You be honest with you, by the time Robert Rodriguez released Machete on the world, I was pretty much over the whole fake Grindhouse craze
Cliffhanger (1993) – Review
There’s something about 90s action movies that hit a little different. Maybe it’s because the notion of the high concept, single sentence pitch was at
V/H/S/2 (2013) – Review
If the first V/H/S taught us anything is that an anthology movie is chiefly going to be judged on it’s best and worst segments with
Totally Killer (2023) – Review
For better or worse (mostly better), the effects of Chrstopher Landon’s genre blending Happy Death Day are still keenly being felt as every year now
The Killer (2023) – Review
It’s been a while since legendarily meticulous director, David Fincher and alarmingly pessimistic screenwriter Andrew Kevin Walker last collaborated fully on a feature film (Walker
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