While the previous installment of the Anaconda franchise was hardly a cinematic masterpiece, its awfulness was strangely watchable in a stoned-at-three-in-the-morning kind of way –
Tag: Film Review
Invaders From Mars (1953) – Review
Thanks to some typically histrionic dialogue, some gaudy sets and some special effects that – let’s be honest, here – often haven’t aged particularly well,
Black Hawk Down (2001) – Review
In order to place you deeply into the maelstrom of cacophonous hell that is war, filmmakers often have to embrace the chaos if they’re going
Monsters (2010) – Review
Usually when filmmakers set out to make a giant monster movie, they have to figure out how to get that delicate balance between the humans
The Exorcist: Believer (2023) – Review
After his Halloween legacy trilogy, I think it’s safe to say that David Gordon Green is something of a controversial figure in the hallowed halls
Duel (1971) – Review
Even filmmakers who created the modern blockbuster, changed populist cinema forever and arguably gave us more iconic moments on the big screen than any other
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023) – Review
For series of movies whose repeated mantra is the incredibly catchy “Sometimes, dead is better”, its deeply ironic that the Pet Sematary has somehow spawned
The Creator (2023) – Review
As much as I enjoy it whenever a distinctive, new voice that’s shown up to put a new spin on a classic genre gets sucked
Saw X (2023) – Review
If the Saw franchise had a talent for anything, aside from concocting genuinely flabbergasting ways for human beings to mutilate themselves, it’s that it had
Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (2012) – Review
When it comes to the breeding habits of actual crocodiles, females are known to nest as often as every year, or every couple of years,
Jung_E (2023) – Review
While the ever-present spectre of A.I. looms over us, one bright side that’s come from all this global anxiety seems to be that any filmmaker
The Deep House (2021) – Review
Where would modern horror be without desperate young people willing to do ridiculous things all in the name of compiling YouTube content? In these strange,
Frankenhooker (1990) – Review
Not only is Frank Henenlotter a prominent purveyor of jaw dropping, 80s, New York based, horror sleeze, but he’s pretty fucking funny to boot. But
I, Frankenstein (2014) – Review
Remember when you first saw Blade? God, that was a fucking cool experience, wasn’t it? Remember how you thrilled when Stephen Norrington not only tweaked
Expend4bles (2023) – Review
The first Expendables, in many ways, was a cast list in search of a story as a horde of classic action heroes jostled for space
No One Will Save You (2023) – Review
It’s somewhat surprising that more filmmakers haven’t attempted to blur the lines between a home invasion and an alien invasion like someone grafted together the
Body Snatchers (1993) – Review
The earlier, cinematic versions of Jack Finney’s Invasion Of The Body Snatchers are as vital and important as any science fiction film released in their
Fortress (1992) – Review
Those familiar with the works of the late, great Stuart Gordon will no doubt cite his gore-tastic and magnificently perverted H.P. Lovecraft adaptations as the
A Haunting In Venice (2023) – Review
In this current climate of mega sequels and connecting universes, there’s something reliably old fashioned about Kenneth Branagh’s continuing attempts to bring Agatha Christie back
Turbo Kid (2015) – Review
When projected through a rose tinted lens, eighties pop culture was a glorious thing and is still revered to this day. Everything from the recent
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