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Innocent Blood (1992) – Review
When it comes to the all time king of spectacular movie concepts that didn’t quite come off, surely squatting awfully close to the throne has
Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge (1991) – Review
There comes a time when a franchise must realise that once it has “perfected” it’s basic premise (or at least has taken it as far
Ghost Ship (2002) – Review
Sometimes all you need is just that one moment to guarantee that your horror film lives forever in various Instagram posts and online musings. In
Ghoulies II (1987) – Review
Considering that Charles Band had his eye on the crown of the brand new mini monster sub-genre, you can’t help but think that the prolific
The General’s Daughter (1999) – Review
Where do you go after crafting ludicrously entertaining action romp Con Air? Well, for director Simon West you apparently shoot for the complete tonal opposite
Black Phone 2 (2025) – Review
Anyone who’s anyone knows that it’s virtually impossible to keep a masked serial killer down for good if the box office receipts are healthy; but
Leprechaun 2 (1994) – Review
The greatest danger with starting any horror franchise off the back of a recognisable, monstrous icon is that if you go to the well one
Exterminator 2 (1984) – Review
When it comes to tactless examples of vigilante cinema, there’s something about the simple sleeze of James Glickenhaus’ fascinatingly nasty The Exterminator that really stood
Righteous Kill (2008) – Review
It’s an inescapable fact that nobody’s perfect. Think of your most cherished cinematic idol and chances are they screwed the pooch at least one time
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) – Review
It seems almost deliciously fitting that The Lawnmower Man, a “Stephen King adaption” that utterly ignored its source material, would itself spawn a sequel that
Sniper: Ghost Shooter (2016) – Review
At this point in the Sniper timeline, it’s genuinely tough to think of anything new to say about the sixth entry in the neverending, sharpshooting
Death Race 2050 (2017) – Review
Just how many different franchises of Death Race do we actually need?For those weaned of the Paul Anderson Death Race movie (W.S., not P.T. –
Beast Of War (2025) – Review
Is it me, or does the killer shark movie finally seem to be entering a period of creativity that goes beyond shamelessly ripping off Jaws,
Tron: Ares (2025) – Review
Despite the hold it seems to have on a section of cinema goers of a certain generation, I’ve never overtly been a Tron kind of
Bambi: The Reckoning (2025) – Review
Whether you want to accept it or not, the Twisted Childhood Universe (aka. the Poohniverse) isn’t going anywhere. After kicking off in 2023 with the
Primitive War (2025) – Review
Since no one seems to want to remember the scrappy days of the Roger Corman produced Carnosaur, the realms of the dinosaur movie has mostly
Good Boy (2025) – Review
Dogs. We love them and they’ve been dubbed man’s best friend since around the dawn of civilisation for very good reason. We use them for
The Smashing Machine (2025) – Review
For decades now, Dwayne Johnson – the artist formally known as The Rock – has been something of a poster boy for the modern, blockbuster
The Lost Bus (2025) – Review
Once upon a time, disaster movies were lavish affairs that saw an all-star cast either fighting or running from some unimaginable act of destructive carnage,
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