The Union (2024) – Review

Blue collar James Bonds are kind of a dime a dozen these days. I mean, Vin Diesel gave us Xander Cage in xXx, while Kingsman

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Hypnotic (2023) – Review

Remember 90’s Robert Rodriguez? The guy who banged out unfeasibly entertaining genre fare on his own terms thanks to his indefatigable indie spirit and the

A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) – Review

After Michael, Jason and Leatherface all had shiny new updates all throughout the noughties (Chucky trailed behind and got one in 2019 whereas Pinhead never

Maniac Cop 3: Badge Of Silence (1993) – Review

You’d think that being an undead, practically unkillable engine of destruction would garner you certain privileges in the world of the horror franchise but it

Watchmen (2009) – Review

Based on renowned misery-wizard Alan Moore’s legendary DC graphic novel (some say the greatest ever written) Watchmen takes place in an alternate universe where costumed

London Has Fallen (2016) – Review

The dumb action movie has to be smarter than it looks if it has a chance at cinematic immortality. Speed, The Rock, Con Air and

Robocop (2014) – Review

Sometimes when you are reviewing movies you get caught at a loss when it comes to something new to say, which coincidentally is the exact

The Dark Tower (2017) – Review

As a hard-core Stephen King fan I’ve been surprisingly cold on his movie adaptations. It’s just that because King’s imagination can be so out there,

Alita: Battle Angel (2019) – Review

Remember a few years back when James Cameron was mouthing off in an ad campaign about how great Terminator: Genisys was? And then remember when