Silent Night (2012) – Review

Let me tell you about Christmas. It ain’t all candy canes and pretty lights. Christmas can fuck you up.If any franchise tends to mirror that

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My Bloody Valentine (2009) – Review

During that era of horror remakes that flooded the genre throughout the 2000s, one thing became abundantly clear, no matter how good each attempt actually

Sin City (2005) – Review

Even during a decade where comic book movies rose to prominence like never before, Sin City still felt like a lead pipe to the back

Pearl Harbor (2001) – Review

To this day, “Bayologists” (the term for the nonexistent scientists I just made up who study the works of Michael Bay) still aren’t entirely sure

Bulletproof Monk (2003) – Review

Wedged somewhere in the wide divide between Asian tinged 80’s fantasy flicks such as Big Trouble In Little China and The Golden Child and more