Ever since filmmakers started trying to sequalize Roland Emmerich’s 90’s original, the Universal Soldier franchise has been rejecting follow up after follow up like a
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Universal Soldier: Regeneration
I’ve always found it ironic when franchises that concern themselves with characters that keep regenerating back to life get an inordinate amount of reboots in
Universal Soldier: The Return
As fitting for a franchise about dead guys resurrecting to endlessly beat the shit out of one another, the Universal Soldier series somehow fought it’s
Nowhere To Run
By the early nineties, the stock of Jean Claude Van Damme had risen to the point where he now was an acceptable draw at the
Universal Soldier
It wasn’t until 2010’s The Expendables that 80’s action titans Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone finally stood together in the same movie that wasn’t counting
Sudden Death
Now before you roll your eyes and complain that I’ve given way too high a rating to a film that’s not only a blatant Die
Street Fighter
Anyone who has even a passing knowledge of the glorious maelstrom of chaos that could described as the making of Street Fighter must know that
Timecop
You wouldn’t think that there would be much to thank the 1994 adaptation of Street Fighter for, but despite being a stunning turkey fueled by
No Retreat, No Surrender
America obviously doesn’t have the same history with the medium of martial arts as the places that birthed them; but when has that ever stopped
The Expendables 2
Bigger, better, faster is usually the go to phrase when crafting a sequel to an earlier hit, but when your first film contained the most
Bloodsport
After being smeared all over the promotional material for creaky, low-budget, face-kicker No Retreat, No Surrender – despite being the villain – Belgium muscle bulger
Hard Target
A brooding hero squares up to some low level thugs to not only teach them a lesson in manners and protect a woman in danger,
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