Tales From The Crypt – Season 3, Episode 6: Dead Wait (1991) – Review

Despite the fact that Tales From The Crypt is a prominent, horror show, there’s been a lack of prominent horror directors working within its constraints.

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Anacondas: Trail Of Blood (2009) – Review

While the previous installment of the Anaconda franchise was hardly a cinematic masterpiece, its awfulness was strangely watchable in a stoned-at-three-in-the-morning kind of way –

Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008) – Review

If killer animal franchises were Infinity Stones then someone should’ve sent the Avengers to have a stern chat with the Syfy Channel a few years

Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny (2023) – Review

How much did we really need another Indiana Jones movie? After Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull screwed up Last Crusade’s note perfect ending with CGI

The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King (2003) – Review

After seemingly pulling off the impossible by finally realizing the first two installments of Tolkien’s legendary, fantasy game changer, Peter Jackson had it all to

The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002) – Review

When making a pre-planned trilogy, you would think that guaranteeing a strong opening or a satisfying ending would be the most challenging thing to pull

The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001) – Review

“The world has changed, I feel it in the water.”With these prophetic words spoken in Cate Blanchett’s Elven baritone, the face of cinema was virtually

In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) – Review

I understand that dragging the limited talents of Uwe Boll through the mud these days is somewhat akin to flogging a dead horse with an

Grizzly II: Revenge (2020) – Review

Much like an unkillable creature in the final act of a nature run amock horror/thriller, some animals just don’t know when to stay dead. But

Waxwork (1988) – Review

Finding itself in a fairly well viewed rotation of 80’s horror crap that would find itself regularly getting played on the old VHS, Anthony Hickox’s

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989) – Review

Back in the day, before part 4’s, 5’s and 6’s started bloating out virtually every long running franchise out there – there was something comforting

Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) – Review

By as early as 1981, Steven Spielberg had pretty much already set his legacy in concrete with the releases of the genre defining Jaws and

The Living Daylights (1987) – Review

As the song goes, Everything Old Is New Again and as Roger Moore shuffled off into the James Bond retirement village to smoke cigars and

The Trial Of The Incredible Hulk (1989) – Review

After the… well, I don’t exactly wanna say success exactly, but SOMEONE must have watched it… of the Incredible Hulk Returns, a follow up TV