Kate Beckinsale – We Have Issues

Pearl Harbor (2001) – Review

December 1, 2022 greigzilla

To this day, “Bayologists” (the term for the nonexistent scientists I just made up who study the works of Michael Bay) still aren’t entirely sure

Underworld: Blood Wars (2017) – Review

August 30, 2022 greigzilla

I may have ranted out this particular lament before, but who the Hell insists on watching the Underworld movies enough to the extent that we

Underworld: Awakening (2012) – Review

August 18, 2022 greigzilla

At this point, I feel I should ask a couple of pertinent questions, like who out there is actually demanding for more Underworld sequels and

Underworld: Evolution (2006) – Review

July 22, 2022 greigzilla

There’s a pronounced feeling that the makers of Underworld may have wanted to be the spiritual successor to Wesley Snipes’ Blade franchise as it contains

Underworld (2003) – Review

July 14, 2022 greigzilla

Ever since Dracula and the Wolf Man briefly butted their heads in the closing moments of Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein, Hollywood has sporadically tried

Van Helsing (2004) – Review

April 19, 2021 greigzilla

Back in 1999, Stephen Sommers updated a genuine horror classic and raised The Mummy from it’s metaphorical sarcophagus thanks to Brendan Frasier’s innate likeability, a

Total Recall (2012) – Review

November 21, 2020 greigzilla

Regardless of how much we all complained, the immensely frustrating habit that the Millennium had of remaking 80’s action classics continued unabated with a glossy,