If Frank Marshall’s spiderific 1990 bug-out, Arachnophobia, could be considered the Jaws of killer spider movies (and it should), surely then the far sillier Eight
Tag: Killer Animals
Arachnophobia (1990) – Review
The year is 1990. A much younger me is out at the cinema with a group of friends for someone’s birthday. A decision has to
The Birds (1963) – Review
“The Birds Is Coming!” screamed early ads for Alfred Hitchcock’s horror/thriller, simultaneously giving grammar nazis an utter conniption and alerting 60s cinema goers that something
Infested (2023) – Review
I may just be speaking for myself here, but one thing that managed to cure me from being a quivering arachophobe is the fact that
Under Paris – Official Trailer
Netflix has released the trailer for Under Paris. Sophia, a brilliant scientist comes to know that a large shark is swimming deep in the river.
Mako (2021) – Review
What with streaming services opening up more and more opportunities to get your movie seen on a wider scale, more countries seem to be pumping
No Way Up (2024) – Review
Low budget killer shark movies seem to descend onto streaming services these days with the swarming ferocity of a feeding frenzy as each cash-strapped title
Deep Fear (2023) – Review
In the dark, blue depths of the killer shark movie, there is a dorsal thin line between a movie about sharks eating people and movie
Netflix Release Poster For French Shark Film ‘Under Paris’
Netflix has released the poster for Xavier Gens’ Seine set Shark flick Under Paris. Set in the Summer of 2024, the film unfolds in Paris
Lake Placid: Legacy (2018) – Review
It’s a well known fact that crocodiles have a very long life span, but surely this is taking the piss. After first breaching the surface
Lake Placid Vs. Anaconda (2015) – Review
While a healthy influx of brains isn’t really something you’d credit the people at the SyFy channel with at the best of times, you really
Anacondas: Trail Of Blood (2009) – Review
While the previous installment of the Anaconda franchise was hardly a cinematic masterpiece, its awfulness was strangely watchable in a stoned-at-three-in-the-morning kind of way –
Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (2012) – Review
When it comes to the breeding habits of actual crocodiles, females are known to nest as often as every year, or every couple of years,
Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008) – Review
If killer animal franchises were Infinity Stones then someone should’ve sent the Avengers to have a stern chat with the Syfy Channel a few years
Lake Placid 3 (2010) – Review
Do you know, I don’t think I’m ever going to understand the SyFy Channel’s obsession with churning out endless, cheap, killer animal movies for as
Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid (2004) – Review
No one ever goes sets out to make a bad sequel – or at least, I hope not. Oh sure, the money men probably can’t
Meg 2: The Trench (2023) – Review
If one thing bugged me about 2018’s The Meg, it was the fact that the movie was frustratingly inconsistent when it came to letting the
Lake Placid 2 (2007) – Review
Hey, anyone remember Lake Placid? Sure you do! It was that killer crocodile movie that came out in 1999 that had a surprisingly great cast
Piranha (1995) – Review
When I say the words “Pirahna remake”, most people at the bus stop look at me with a mixture of alarm and concern; however, if
Deep Blue Sea 3 (2020) – Review
When you consider that one of my many, major peeves about Deep Blue Sea 2 – the massively belated, low budget follow up to Renny
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