Half Past Dead (2002) – Review

It may be tough to picture, but once upon a time, the ponytail/tassled jacket combo of Steven Seagal was actually a serious contender when ranking

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Hard To Kill (1990) – Review

The inexorable and meteoric rise of Steven Seagal during the early 1990s has often proven to be something that fascinates me to this day. To

Out For Justice (1991) – Review

The brief conquest of Hollywood by arch bullshitter and all round lunatic, Steven Seagal, had to peak somewhere, and popular opinion commonly regards Under Siege

Executive Decision (1996) – Review

Some films just age weird.Some simply have some social norms and behaviours that have regrettably aged like milk while others find that their plots end

Under Seige 2: Dark Territory (1995) – Review

After the success of Under Seige – the Die Hard on a battleship action extravaganza that saw Steven Seagal bitch-slap his way through a healthy

Under Siege (1992) – Review

It was inevitable, really. After all, Schwarzenegger and Stallone couldn’t remain at the top of the action ladder forever, could they? Sly was licking his

Marked For Death (1990) – Review

1990 wasn’t a good year to be a Jamaican male in an American  movie; after all, Disney’s Cool Runnings was still three years away and