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The opening moments of the first episode of 12 12 12 make a strong impression right away. A naked contortionist named Alberich unfolds himself from inside a safety deposit box in the vault of the Lindenhof Bank in Zurich on Christmas Eve. He stretches out, cracks his limbs back into place, pulls on a headlamp and suit from another box, and gets to work amid the riches. It is a striking, almost horror leaning start that signals the series means business with its heist setup. Anthony Mackie as FBI agent Jack Strickland then lays out the central idea by reading from an official handbook. A professional high value robbery needs twelve months of planning, twelve hours of execution, and if the thieves are not caught within twelve days afterwards they will likely never be caught at all. Every episode will cut between those three periods, and the premiere places us at the start of each one.
Jamie Dornan plays Paul Galvin, a skilled American thief who has been trying to leave the life behind. In the planning timeline we find him in Marseille living as a fisherman with his girlfriend, Severine. She is pregnant and he has just got legal status in France. He wants a quiet future with her and their child. Their conversation after an intimate scene reveals he still has money stashed from a previous job in Newark, though Severine feels uneasy about using it. Paul visits her father, Serge, who runs a bar, to share the news of the pregnancy and seek his blessing for a proposal. He then goes to a jewellery shop to buy a ring in her favourite shade. Robbers burst in, force his face towards the security camera, tase him and take him away. He wakes in a shipping container to find his brother Bobby, played by Jack Kesy. Bobby has squandered their earlier gains, including money taken literally from their mother’s grave, and now owes dangerous people. A woman named Bazin arrives and makes it clear that Paul must help with a new job or Severine and the unborn child will suffer. Paul lashes out at Bobby but has little choice. The family history of crime hangs over both brothers. Their father was a thief and the pattern continues.
The planning stretches across months. Paul demands full details of the target bank rather than working blind. The money belongs to a Russian crime family and totals nearly a billion dollars. The original bank proves too secure so the crew works to redirect the funds towards the Lindenhof instead. Jack, still reeling from a failed operation in Newark that cost a colleague her life, is in professional exile in Europe. He hunts the Galvins obsessively, following tips and refusing to return home until he settles the score. An informant message places Paul in Zurich and Jack moves closer.
On the night of the heist the brothers sit through a Christmas Mass as cover. They talk about the job, their father, and the agent they call the Holy Ghost. Paul insists Bobby leave his gun behind. He wants no deaths this time. Other crew members move into place. One parks a van near the military academy with a Quran on the dashboard to create a distraction. Gunda, working inside the bank, poisons the security guard’s food so he collapses at his monitors. Serge has spent six months tunnelling towards the vault with a boring machine. Paul joins him underground. Alberich is already inside and signals a problem. An old mercury tilt switch lies under the floor. It does not appear on any modern plans and the vibration from drilling will set it off. The team stops. Paul searches online for a fix involving a careful hole, a syringe and glue. Alberich carries out the delicate work successfully and the drilling resumes. The cash is collected. Elsewhere Bobby and another member prepare the getaway train.
In the aftermath timeline, set on Christmas Day, Jack is at Zurich police headquarters. An alarm at the Lindenhof keeps sounding and local officers dismiss it as a false alert caused by nearby construction. Jack recalls a similar tactic used in a famous Brazilian bank robbery and insists they investigate. His exchanges with his Swiss partner Lena feel forced at times, especially when race and policing enter the conversation in a way that sits awkwardly in the dialogue. Still, the pursuit that follows has an amount of tension. Jack ends up cornering a man in an alley only to discover it is Serge rather than Paul. A phone call from Paul reaches Jack instead, and the agent makes a clear promise to bring the thief in.
The three timeline structure is the hook of this series. Jumping between the quiet domestic hopes of January, the tense Christmas Eve operation, and the immediate manhunt creates a sense of inevitability. We see how small choices in the planning phase create problems during the heist and how those problems feed the chase that follows. The Zurich locations look convincing and the vault sequence has a proper sense of sweaty pressure. Mackie brings weary determination to Jack. You feel the personal cost of the Newark failure in the way he carries himself. Dornan gives Paul a thoughtful quality. He is not a swaggering mastermind but a man who calculates risks carefully and resents being pulled back into the work. He says people like to work for him because he plans a way out. Kesy makes Bobby the more impulsive, less reliable sibling, which sets up future tension between the brothers.
Yet the episode does not always maintain its grip. After the strong opening the middle section in Marseille moves more slowly. The sex scene, the subsequent kidnapping, and the retiring thief pulled into one last job feel like familiar beats. The show occasionally explains its own cleverness and the timeline gimmick gives a lack of focus at times. The Christmas setting adds atmosphere but also risks tipping into seasonal gimmick when the church scenes stretch out, but the last episode is dropping on Christmas day. Pacing dips when the focus shifts away from the vault and the chase. The mercury switch problem is resolved a little too neatly with a quick online search, which undercuts the claimed precision of the plan.
Even so, the episode sets up enough questions to keep interest alive. How long can the crew stay ahead once Jack has Serge? What exactly happened in Newark that still drives both sides? Will Paul’s desire for a normal life with Severine survive the fallout? The non-linear approach promises that later episodes will fill in more of the twelve months of preparation and the twelve days of pursuit but, oddly, the series is eight episodes, not twelve.
Overall the first episode of 12 12 12 delivers an intriguing concept and a memorable opening sequence. It introduces two leads who are well matched as hunter and hunted. The plot details around the forced recruitment, the pregnancy, the tunnelling, the poison and the unexpected alarm switch give the story solid stakes. At the same time the episode feels overly long and the middle stretch loses momentum. It is a competent start that shows potential without fully realising it yet. The series has announced its rules clearly. Now it needs to make the remaining months, hours and days count.
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