American Ninja – We Have Issues

American Ninja 5 (1993) – Review

February 16, 2024 greigzilla

Regardless of your feelings about action cinema’s most blatant act of cultural appropriation, there’s something deeply impressive about the fact that this legendarily childish franchise

American Ninja 4: Annihilation (1990) – Review

February 8, 2024 greigzilla

When the third chapter of Cannon’s endearingly infantile American Ninja series somersaulted into theatres, devout fans of the franchise were horrified when the lead actor,

American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989) – Review

January 24, 2024 greigzilla

While I don’t want to sound like something of an action snob, the news that many American Ninja fans utterly despise the third installment came

American Ninja 2: The Confrontation (1987) – Review

January 11, 2024 greigzilla

“This is the most ridiculous story I’ve heard in my life!” maintains curtly moustachioed commanding officer “Wild Bill” Woodward as he gets the lowdown of