If I can be a little candid about a show I have a tremendous amount of respect for: there are times when Tales From The
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Ninja Assassin (2009) – Review
Look, I think we’re all going to be on the same page when I offer the opinion that ninjas are fuckin’ cool. Yes, I know
Tales From The Crypt – Season 2, Episode 13: Korman’s Kalamity (1990) – Review
Technically speaking, every episode of Tale From The Crypt is a love letter to the range of horror comics published by William Gaines’ beloved EC
Ocean’s Twelve (2004) – Review
Back in 2001, Steven Soderbergh and a team of Hollywood elites performed a stunning act of grand theft remake when painfully stylish heist remake Ocean’s
Orphan: First Kill (2022) – Review
The last time we saw Esther – the child mascarading psycho from 2009’s Orphan – she was sinking to the bottom of a frozen lake
Safe House (2012) – Review
To take a step back for a brief moment, mid-budget movies like Safe House used to pop up at cinemas all the time over ten
Tales From The Crypt – Season 2, Episode 12: Fitting Punishment (1990) – Review
While season 2 of Tales From The Crypt has substantially delivered more good than bad, the misfire of the previous episode managed to rattle me
Project Hail Mary (2026) – Review
Despite its reputation of being a cold, yawning, silent void packed with pinpricks of light we will never get to visit, space has always been
Stigmata (1999) – Review
The year was 1999 and with the millennium approaching, Hollywood was finding itself morbidly being drawn into a minor spurt of satanic panic as the
Monarch: Legacy Of Monsters – Season 2, Episode 3: Secrets (2026) – Review
Well, Monarch’s second season was always going to take its foot off the accelerator sooner or later, but I don’t think anyone was expecting it
Tales From The Crypt – Season 2, Episode 11: Judy, You’re Not Yourself Today (1990) – Review
One of the biggest draws of Tales Of The Crypt is that it frequently drew in directors not familiar with the horror genre who were
The Godfather (1972) – Review
Once the iconic, haunting strains of Carlo Savina’s The Godfather Waltz kicks in, it soon becomes obvious that there isn’t much more left to say
How To Make A Killing (2026) – Review
Over the past few years the rich have taken a bit of a cinematic kicking. It makes sense considering all the stuff that’s been in
Tales From The Crypt – Season 2, Episode 10: The Ventriloquist’s Dummy (1990) – Review
I know I’ve mentioned this before, but whenever one of the Tales From The Crypt “big three” make their presence felt, I sit up and
Puppet Master: The Legacy (2003) – Review
A few years ago I made the rather bold proclamation that 2002’s Halloween: Resurrection was the worst sequel to a long running horror franchise that
Tales From The Crypt – Season 2, Episode 9: Four-Sided Triangle (1990) – Review
When it comes to weird romantic flings with scarecrows and deaths by pitchfork, you’d think that Ti West’s Pearl had exclusively cornered the market. However,
Run All Night (2015) – Review
While some people treated Liam Neeson’s switch from “serious” actor to creaky-limbed action conquerer as something of a joke, there are other who would doubtlessly
The Bride! (2026) – Review
While resurgences of some of the other, classic monsters (Dracula, the Wolf Man) are to be expected, the current run of film based around Frankenstein’s
War Machine (2026) – Review
Yep, it’s Netflix premiere time again as the ubiquitous streaming giant casts another disposable action flick into the void and crosses their collective figures that
Hoppers (2026) – Review
Has anyone felt that Pixar has gotten just a bit too safe these days? I don’t know whether it’s because their original movies are nowhere
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