Over the last couple of decades, through a sheer force of will that belays his mortal existence, Vin Diesel seems to be collecting franchises the
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Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993) – Review
After about ten years of loyal service slaughtering teens of various shapes and sizes, Jason Vorhees found himself for sale. Sold by Paramount to New
A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child (1989) – Review
For many years I was alone in the wilderness when I came to my opinion of the fifth entry in the seemingly neverending saga of
Christine (1983) – Review
In 1982 John Carpenter’s ass kicking hot streak was derailed by the deafening apathy audiences bafflingly dumped on the legitimate masterpiece in cinema that is
Sonic The Hedgehog (2020) – Review
The long and winding road for Sega’s favorite blue, spikey son has been slippery and treacherous, but finally, Sonic The Hedgehog has belatedly made it
D.O.A.:Dead Or Alive (2006) – Review
Before we start, do we actually have any D.O.A. fans in the house? Not the film, God no – no, I mean do we have
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle Of Life
I would hardly call Simon West’s 2001 attempt at transferring video game’s most infamous boobs to the silver screen a tremendous success, but it had
Silent Hill (2006) – Review
Based on the anus puckering video game of the same name, Silent Hill is one of those video game adaptations that actually make sense.Second only
Max Payne (2008) – Review
One of the chief complaints I (and I assume many others) have about movies based on video games in general is that time and time
Parasite (2019) – Review
The dictionary describes the word “parasite” as an organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving
A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 4: The Dream Master (1988) – Review
What happens when the bad guy who lurks in the shadows of your franchise becomes a fully fledged leading man?In a mere four years, Freddy
Doom (2005) – Review
When such seasoned directors as Brian De Palma and John Carpenter can’t make movies set on Mars particularly interesting what fucking chance does the director
Underwater (2020) – Review
Ok… stop me if you’ve heard this one before…A disperate group of people have to survive an assault of monsters when… oh, wow. That was
Birds Of Prey And The Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn (2020) – Review
Hoping to simultaneously dilute the headache inducing stink that was Suicide Squad and keep DC’s recent (and overdue) hot streak going, Birds Of Prey has
A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors (1987) – Review
Wes Craven’s original Nightmare On Elm Street is a peerless exercise in reality bending scares, of that there can be no doubt; but running an
The Rhythm Section
The life of someone who lives under faked identities in order to bring a swift demise to unsuspecting wrong-doers must be insanely stressful, as spiralling
The Abyss (1989) – Review
Has there ever been a movie that failed to stick the landing as spectacularly that James Cameron’s underwater epic, The Abyss? Don’t get me wrong,
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) – Review
Picture this scene: a bunch of movie guys are frantically trying to come up with a new hook for the next Friday The 13th outing
Dagon (2001) – Review
Believe it or not, the release of Dagon back in 2001 should have been a briny and salty big deal and yet I’m wagering that
A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985) – Review
The odds of a long running franchise not having the odd duff installment is practically zero. It’s a simple case of odds and averages and
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