When your franchise is primarily obsessed with introducing pointy, stabby death to anyone in the vicinity under the age of 25, it’s inevitable that audience
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Leviathan (1989) – Review
Blatantly not to be confused with the 2014 movie about a Russian fisherman, Leviathan is an aquatic monster movie that had the amusing misfortune to
The Witch
Right from the get go, lets get things out into the open. If you are one of those people who think true horror should be
The Grudge (2020) – Review
During the endless cycles the horror genre seems to go through we’ve had quite the few subcategories pop up over that past 20 years or
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) – Review
In 1984, the late, great Wes Craven – coming off a string of forgettable duds (Swamp Thing, anyone?) – managed to finally make good on
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007) – Review
One of the more frustrating aspects of action movies in the 00’s was the unnecessary existences of the “harder cut”. Now, what this would generally
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) – Review
When you find yourself in the position of being a bankable director who has a legitimate franchise to fall back on seemingly whenever you need
Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives (1986) – Review
Jason Voorhees, cinema’s pre-eminent go-to guy for mass slaughter, can be accused of a lot of things – a sizeable impulse control issue and gargantuan
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) – Review
By the 1990’s, Joe Dante’s output wasn’t what it should have been… starting his career with suprisingly his intelligent schlock monster opuses Piranha and The
Dredd (2012) – Review
After Sylvester Stallone’s disastrous time under the helmet (or lack thereof) in 1995’s Judge Dredd, you’d think that any more attempts to realise the varied,
Bad Boys For Life (2020) – Review
Did anyone honestly see this coming?Now don’t get me wrong, I love the sun-baked, flashy emptiness of the two Bad Boys movies for the crass,
Creed II (2018) – Review
Rematches are the ultimate sequel. How many times has Sherlock traded wits with Moriarty, Batman vs The Joker, Magneto squaring off with the X-Men? The
Friday The 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985) – Review
Jason is dead. Long live… “pseudo Jason”?After catching a machete to the side of the head which promptly turned his skull into the fleshy equivalent
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) – Review
1989 was a ridiculously strong year for action and/or adventure movies of impressively varying quality. Batman, Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade, Roadhouse, Kickboxer, Tango
Creed (2015) – Review
As I’ve most likely mentioned elsewhere, I’m a Rocky buff. For someone who usually balks at the thought of parking myself in front of the
Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) – Review
Consider, if you will, the title of this film I’m about to review… A title that blared out not one, but two blatant lies directly
1917 (2019) – Review
The war film has been getting some esoteric entries over the past couple of years what with Christopher Nolan’s time twisting Dunkirk doing the rounds
Ghostbusters (2016) – Review
The “female reboot” is unfortunately something that still stirs up a lot of controversy despite it not really being that big a deal. For some
Friday The 13th Part III (1982) – Review
The one thing that has always kept Friday The 13th fans on their toes is that the unkillable series has never really sat still when
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995) – Review
So… What exactly makes a Die Hard movie a Die Hard movie?Bruce Willis (and his rapidly retreating hairline) is the main ingredient, obviously – but
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