As the twelve month social write-off that historians will distainfully refer to as 2020 limped to the end of it’s run, one thing that managed
Category: Film
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) – Review
Shane Black seems to have devoted the vast majority of his career to the endless quest to make action movies into R-rated Christmas family films
Invasion USA (1985) – Review
There is no such thing as a “perfect” Cannon movie (probably because they never came close to fucking making one), but if you were to
Hawk The Slayer (1980) – Review
Most fantasy movies of the 80’s usually have the odd moment or two where the budget simply won’t stretch to cover the visuals and sometimes
Black Christmas (1974) – Review
Back in the glory days of the slasher genre, Christmas themed stalk and stab flicks were suprisingly prevalent. Such sleazy gore fests such as Silent
Green To Direct ‘The Exorcist’ Sequel?
David Gordon Green revitalised the ‘Halloween’ franchise in 2018 and is in the process of making two follow-ups. Now it is being reported that Blumhouse
Krull (1983) – Review
Sometimes a film pierces your subconscious at exactly the right age, in exactly the right way, so that you absolutely cannot be objective about it
Spawn (1997) – Review
Joel Schumacher’s much maligned 1997 war crime, Batman & Robin, is often touted as one of the worst comic book movies of the modern age.
Clash Of The Titans (1981) – Review
A last ditch effort to revive fantasy films such as The 7th Voyage Of Sinbad and Jason Argonauts for a modern (read 80’s) audience, Clash
The Brood (1979) – Review
Divorce does odd things to the creators of genre entertainment and I’m not talking about the stressful heartbreak of such films as Marriage Story or
Killer Crocodile (1989) – Review
Two fishermen sit in a boat in the pitch black doing a spot of night fishing chatting to keep their spirits up. As their pointless
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000) – Review
After remaining dormant for over twenty years, it seemed that the half-life of the Toxic Avenger had burned out thanks to it’s two sequels that
TMNT (2007) – Review
After the original movie series had devolved into broad slapstick, time travel and the dead eyed thousand yard stare of stripped back animatronic, the Teenage
Cyclone Cast For ‘Black Adam’
Dwayne Johnson has announced on Twitter that Quintessa Swindell will play Cyclone in ‘Black Adam’. She is best known for starring in ‘Trinkets’ on Netflix.
Versus (2000) – Review
From it’s first shot of a samurai slicing a zombie in two, Ryuhei Kitamura’s 2000 berserker breakout Versus aimed to put a familiar spin on
Chris Pine To Star In ‘Dungeons & Dragons’
Chris Pine will lead the upcoming ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ movie from ‘Game Night’ directors Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley. The film, based on the
The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation Of Toxie (1989) – Review
Whilst in the midst of production of their bargain bin, blockbuster epic: The Toxic Avenger Part II, Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz realized that they
Quigley Down Under (1990) – Review
While the title may off-handedly sound like slang for being aroused (as in: “Oooh, I’m feeling a bit quigley, down under!”), this 90’s crack at
Bale Is A God Butcher And Lady Sif Returns
It has been confirmed by Marvel Studios that Christian Bale will be playing Gorr the God Butcher is the upcoming ‘Thor: Love And Thunder’. Gorr
‘Fantastic Four’ Coming From Marvel Studios
After four failed attempts to make a good version of ‘Fantastic Four by other companies, Marvel Studios have announced that they are going to do
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